Awesomelyglorious wrote:
dexkaden wrote:
Or I could just hire experts like Michael Moore and Noam Chomsky to testify as to the validity of my assumption and make a "documentary" about it... (but I digress.)
I like this way better though, it is easy, it is fun, and if we sell our assumptions well enough we can either just get rich or maybe even if we are lucky get in on the foundation of the new socialist economy and get positions oppressing the masses for the masses.
Dude, we are so members of the Intelligentsia. Bring it on. Workers of the world, Unite! We know better!
There's nobody who can better plan, monitor, supervise and assess your personal happiness than a well-meaning government official, sensitive to your and your loved ones' needs and fantasies. Happiness in general is a selfish, individualistic notion. Instead, we encourage everyone to cultivate the feeling of guilt. Guilt is a healthy sentiment that gives you the brazen strength of a martyr as you sacrifice your own happiness to The Greater Good.
Bring on the people's democracy, a higher form of government that no longer relies on the outdated and ineffective election process. In the so-called "bourgeois democracies" elections are routinely accompanied by lies, fraud, disenfranchisement of voters, and ballot recounts in Florida. In a People's Democracy voters think with the collective brain which speaks most accessibly and conveniently through Party representatives. The wish of the collective at any given moment is the law, and no one better knows the wishes and needs of the people than the dear leader himself, e.g., Kim Jung Il of the People's Democratic Republic of North Korea.
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20 Jan 2007, 9:10 pm
