Spiritual Belief System Selector - Quiz
Jacoby
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1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Theravada Buddhism (90%)
3. Liberal Quakers - Religious Society of Friends (88%)
4. Non-theist (85%)
5. Unitarian Universalism (80%)
I'd probably consider myself an apathetic agnostic. I've never believed in some all knowing always watching judgmental god, it never made sense to me. Beyond that I don't know, I don't think it is possible to know. I guess I'm nominally Lutheran by birth but I wasn't raised very religiously and can count the amount of times I've been to church(outside weddings and funerals) in my life on one hand. Existence doesn't make sense in general.
1. New Age (100%)
2. Neo-Pagan (99%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (96%)
4. Mahayana Buddhism (86%)
5. Liberal Quakers - Religious Society of Friends (86%)
Nothing there that really surprises me; I personally define myself as a form of animist or pantheist, which I suppose would fall under the (rather broad, I must admit) headings of new age or neo-paganism.
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1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Mahayana Buddhism (95%)
3. Liberal Quakers - Religious Society of Friends (93%)
4. Taoism (89%)
5. Jainism (80%)
Hmm... I self identify as Christian Deist and student of Roman Stoicism. I guess if you don't fit anyplace else, you get lumped in with the UUers...
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1 Mahayana Buddism - 100%
2 New Thought - 97%
3 Hinduism - 94%
4 Christian Science - 83%
5 Scientology - 83% (no, just no)
6 Neo-Pagan - 81%
7 Mainline - Conservative Christian/Protestant 78%
8 New Age - 76%
9 Unitarian Universalism 74%
10 Jainism - 70%
Results came out a little weird, I think mostly for the fact that I see the Christian Trinity as the core of the universe, the pre-Christian gods and goddesses being agents of heaven now, aside from egregores or cases such as Baal, Astarte, Moloch, being under the employment of heaven. IMHO Jesus was the fulfillment of the cosmic cross - the lion, eagle, man, and bull - the circle and equal-armed cross that add to 26, YHVH, tetragrammaton. The story came together from Sumeria, Egypt, and Babylon, and came to a central climax in 4BC - 30AD Jerusalem.
My tendency though in addition is to say that I'm not closed to the idea of reincarnation, partly in that there are plenty of quite valid reasons such as not being able to get a full-rounded education in one life. I also run into problems with the notion that experience has to be forfeited for scripture - enough people having researchable and verifiable past-life memories, enough people running into Christ during NDE's in a way that Rudolph Steiner might describe him as Lord of Karma seems to make a lot of sense. I also find that the Rosicrucian/Anthroposophic take via the fifth gospel makes a lot of sense, whether pointing to two lineages of Christ (Matthew vs. Luke), two early life stories that deviate a bit, the Magi seeing the astrological signs of what their teacher/master saw as potentiating off of the sun. IMHO the repetitive stories of gods dying in sacrifice, most pertaining to the sun dying in winter to be reborn in spring, aren't a debunk on the Christ that Christianity worships but rather showing that the whole western current converged right there (aside from material pessimist currents such as Manicheanism and Christian Gnosticism which took the more eastern 'abort mission! This is all a trap!' outlook - Christianity, Hermeticism, etc. on the other hand maintained an optimism, particularly Christianity that the world of matter is redeemable).
Aside from a preponderance of astrological references in the old and new testament to 12 signs, 7 planets, and 4 corners or 4 elements you also have plenty of solar references to Jesus, 'sun of righteousness' in Malachi 4 is probably the most loud and obnoxious to those who are against any solar equivocation of Christ but that also tends to be from people who can't stand the idea of pre-Christian pagandom being part of their story whereas its funny, from the 15th to 17th centuries in the Catholic church Hermes Trismegistus was highly revered, almost canonized as a Catholic saint until the notion came up that the Hermetic corpus was from late antiquity and therefore after Christ (apparently disproven more recently - the document they had back then was late antiquity, the age of the doctrine wasn't however). You also had 19th century writers on church history saying good things about pre-Christian ethical pagandom and even stating Zoroastrianism, Platonism/Neoplatonism, and aspects of Hinduism/Buddhism to be somewhat clouded but none the less pre-Christian impulses of the same energy stream that lead to Judaism and culminated in Christianity. Somehow in the late 20th and early 21st century that more unified picture disappeared and everything was deemed 'Satanic' that wasn't 100% in-the-life-raft solo scriptura, part of why I had to leave the cultural stuff.
I thought this was a fairly bad quiz. Almost none of the options are worded correctly for my beliefs.
6. ONE OR MORE SPIRIT BEINGS EXIST WHO CAN CAUSE HUMAN SUFFERING.
Agree.
Disagree.
Not applicable.
Seriously? How about "Don't know"?
I currently identify as a primarily agnostic Christian-Buddhist heretical syncretist with Atheist, Daoist, and Celtic/neopagan sympathies.
My results:
1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers - Religious Society of Friends (95%)
3. Secular Humanism (94%)
4. Taoism (85%)
5. Orthodox Quaker - Religious Society of Friends (76%)
6. Neo-Pagan (75%)
7. New Age (69%)
8. Mainline - Liberal Christian Protestants (67%)
9. Reform Judaism (63%)
10. Sikhism (61%)
11. Non-theist (55%)
12. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (47%)
13. New Thought (47%)
14. Scientology (47%)
15. Mainline - Conservative Christian Protestant (42%)
16. Christian Science Church of Christ, Scientist (41%)
17. Mahayana Buddhism (39%)
18. Theravada Buddhism (39%)
19. Seventh Day Adventist (38%)
20. Bahai (35%)
21. Hinduism (26%)
22. Jainism (26%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (23%)
24. Islam (23%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (23%)
26. Roman Catholic (23%)
27. Jehovahs Witness (11%)
I have to admit that I find the Unitarian Universalists quite appealing, but they are not friendly to the primary form my religious activity currently takes, which is, surprisingly, Christian trinitarian and quite orthodox-- basically liberal Anglican (though, naturally I view almost all of the Holy texts as primarily symbolic and metaphorical in nature, and further believe that most religious people have, quite literally, no idea what they are talking about.
Perhaps this quiz isn't so bad after all.
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