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11 Mar 2008, 11:56 pm

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Why do you want to? I have a couple friends who are Mormon, I can't see why you would single them out for harassment.


Yeah, they've actually got it a lot harder than most of us... I can't even imagine how messy alimony must get... :?



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14 Mar 2008, 7:38 pm

Answer the door naked!
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15 Mar 2008, 1:32 am

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What pranks can I play on Mormons?

I wish to play pranks on all kinds of Mormons (e.g., bishops, church-goers, cub scouts, secretaries, church representatives, etc.), not just door-to-door missionaries.


A bloke in Adelaide got busted for feeding marijuana cookies to some visiting Mormon missionaries. Maybe they saw Jesus like I did after eating too many brownies a couple of years back.



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17 Mar 2008, 8:12 am

It's so insulting to have some dopes come to your door and imply that their beliefs are better than yours. Ones thing you can do to piss them off is to say "godamn" alot. Be like "Godammit. What do you goddamn mormons want here at my goddamn home?" You can also say "Hail Satan!" Or tell them that Joseph Smith was really just a sleazy conman and his followers are brainwashed morons. I love the southpark episode about mormon.


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17 Mar 2008, 11:55 pm

Open the door while making-out with your same-sex lover ;)


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21 Mar 2008, 5:36 pm

You could just play along and join their church.

Then, become an obnoxious church member who wants to debate everyone about theology.



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30 Mar 2008, 3:27 pm

Just tell them no in very clear terms. They'll leave you alone after that. Our next door neighbors are missionaries who rotate out every six months or so. They never tried to convert us again after we told the first group no.