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Was he gay?
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no 37%  37%  [ 18 ]
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12 Apr 2008, 11:22 am

I wholeheartedly concur. It's wrong to want everything to be about sex, or to always try to bring it down to the denominator or sex. Whether you're gay or straight, a preoccupation with sex tells us a lot about your character. It would be no less disgusting if a heterosexual person with a mind in the gutter.



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12 Apr 2008, 12:16 pm

even if he wasn't, you know he was thought to be by his classmates being all wafer thin, fair skinned, those piercing blue eyes and the way he could walk on water. Oh and the fact that he didn't like to have sex with girls.



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12 Apr 2008, 12:17 pm

Even though some gnostic scripture says he was married to Mary, it also stated he adoration and affection for his fellow man. He was really close to Judas, and would often partake in kissing him on the mouth.



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12 Apr 2008, 12:20 pm

slowmutant wrote:
What's next, Aspie Jesus? OCD Jesus? :roll:


I already made the Was Jesus Autistic thread.
It received mixed reviews.

:)



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12 Apr 2008, 12:28 pm

It's in very poor taste to compare oneself to God. :ncool:

Where is this suspected-of-autism stuff going to end?



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12 Apr 2008, 12:33 pm

digger1 wrote:
even if he wasn't, you know he was thought to be by his classmates being all wafer thin, fair skinned, those piercing blue eyes and the way he could walk on water. Oh and the fact that he didn't like to have sex with girls.


Sounds like Jesus really let you down. Classmates? Are you talking about his disciples, or is that just cheekiness?

Jesus lived a very simple life and did receive any formal education that we know of. His kiss for Judas was on the cheek and not remotely sexual. Fair-skinned & blue-eyed the historical Jesus wasn't. Being born in the Middle East, he would have resembled a Middle Easterner; dark hair, eyes, and complexion. I don't mind gays but I do have a beef with ignorant people.



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12 Apr 2008, 12:40 pm

Well, I'm not religious.
In essence, I'm an anti-religious fanatic.
And I try to look at such observances objectively, you know?
I have a theory on avatarism, that states most of the individual[s]
have autistic/schizophrenic thinking patterns that steer them in perhaps
that direction?
I'm not trying to be disrespectful to you or your beliefs.



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12 Apr 2008, 1:35 pm

(Assuming that Jesus had actually existed in the first place), I don't think Jesus even had a sexual preference. His main concern was preaching and converting people to God, or whatever. Also, he mentioned nothing about homosexuality. He probably wasn't even aware that it existed.

But if Jesus really did turn out to be gay, I'm sure Christians all over the world would have a field day with that :roll: .



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12 Apr 2008, 2:10 pm

Descartes wrote:
(Assuming that Jesus had actually existed in the first place), I don't think Jesus even had a sexual preference. His main concern was preaching and converting people to God, or whatever. Also, he mentioned nothing about homosexuality. He probably wasn't even aware that it existed.

But if Jesus really did turn out to be gay, I'm sure Christians all over the world would have a field day with that :roll: .


He preached on marriage without considering homosexuality though:

Matthew 19:3-6 KJV
(3) The Pharisees also came unto him, tempting him, and saying unto him, Is it lawful for a man to put away his wife for every cause?
(4) And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
(5) And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
(6) Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Mark 10:2-9 KJV
(2) And the Pharisees came to him, and asked him, Is it lawful for a man to put away his wife? tempting him.
(3) And he answered and said unto them, What did Moses command you?
(4) And they said, Moses suffered to write a bill of divorcement, and to put her away.
(5) And Jesus answered and said unto them, For the hardness of your heart he wrote you this precept.
(6) But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.
(7) For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and cleave to his wife;
(8) And they twain shall be one flesh: so then they are no more twain, but one flesh.
(9) What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

BTW these are two account of the same events from two different perspectives, which is historically valid. Notice the overlap? As for His existence, even Jews don't doubt that; they just reject Him for who He claimed to be. Confer John 17.



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12 Apr 2008, 2:51 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Descartes wrote:
(Assuming that Jesus had actually existed in the first place), I don't think Jesus even had a sexual preference. His main concern was preaching and converting people to God, or whatever. Also, he mentioned nothing about homosexuality. He probably wasn't even aware that it existed.

But if Jesus really did turn out to be gay, I'm sure Christians all over the world would have a field day with that :roll: .


He preached on marriage without considering homosexuality though:

Matthew 19:3-6 KJV
(3) The Pharisees also came unto him, tempting him, and saying unto him, Is it lawful for a man to put away his wife for every cause?
(4) And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
(5) And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
(6) Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Mark 10:2-9 KJV
(2) And the Pharisees came to him, and asked him, Is it lawful for a man to put away his wife? tempting him.
(3) And he answered and said unto them, What did Moses command you?
(4) And they said, Moses suffered to write a bill of divorcement, and to put her away.
(5) And Jesus answered and said unto them, For the hardness of your heart he wrote you this precept.
(6) But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.
(7) For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and cleave to his wife;
(8) And they twain shall be one flesh: so then they are no more twain, but one flesh.
(9) What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

BTW these are two account of the same events from two different perspectives, which is historically valid. Notice the overlap? As for His existence, even Jews don't doubt that; they just reject Him for who He claimed to be. Confer John 17.


But why is it that in Matthew's account, Jesus doesn't mention Moses, but he does in Mark's account? If they were both there at the time, surely they would have both heard the exact same thing and thus have made exact same accounts. :?



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12 Apr 2008, 3:03 pm

Descartes wrote:
But why is it that in Matthew's account, Jesus doesn't mention Moses, but he does in Mark's account? If they were both there at the time, surely they would have both heard the exact same thing and thus have made exact same accounts. :?


So what if Peter's memory emphasized the relation to the Torah and Matthew's omitted it? Eyewitness recollection of events, speeches, lectures, is hardly ever verbatim. Claiming that the exact same words must be used is nonsense. Besides, where you see that, it is often a sign of copying another person's work and not of genuine recordings.



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12 Apr 2008, 4:44 pm

slowmutant wrote:
skafather84 wrote:
no clue, the bible purposely makes him asexual in nature because, at the time, asexuality was considered divine or at least a sign of divinity.


now, of course, we can't entirely verify he's existed to begin with....but even with that, in order to fulfill the myth properly, he needs to be asexual.


I don't understand why people who don't believe in the Bible have this need for Jesus to be gay. Would Jesus have to be unequivocally gay for you to believe in Him?



huh? why am i quoted on this? i'm saying that the bible purposefully leaves jesus asexual...meaning no sexual preference at all (incase you thought asexual meant really really gay or something). most likely he would have looked like a ken doll down there if the authors could have their way.

and for me to believe in him, i'd need more corroborating evidence than just the bible. maybe some reproducible results somewhere if possible? i don't believe in him because he most likely didn't exist in the capacity described in the bible and most likely he was just a man selling off his brand of messiah to everyone just like a lot of others were at the time.

http://www.exitmundi.nl/bible/web-conte ... rists.html <-a good article on that point.



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12 Apr 2008, 5:33 pm

The Resurrection, Christian Martyrdom, et al. See: http://www.tektonics.org/lp/nowayjose.html



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12 Apr 2008, 6:11 pm

Jesus did kiss Judas in the Garden of Gethsemane.

There is no record of Jesus ever kissing a girl.



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12 Apr 2008, 6:42 pm

pandabear wrote:
Jesus did kiss Judas in the Garden of Gethsemane.


Even today this custom remains, not necessarily with the Europeanized Jews, but with the Arabs and other semitic cultures of the middle east.

Matthew 26:48-49 KJV
"(48) Now he that betrayed him gave them a sign, saying, Whomsoever I shall kiss, that same is he: hold him fast."

(PNT commentary) Mat 26:48-49 Gave them a sign. A kiss; a common method of salutation among intimate friends. A sign was needful to point Jesus out to the soldiers. Such a traitorous kiss was the depth of depravity--enmity under the guise of friendship.

"(49) And forthwith he came to Jesus, and said, Hail, master; and kissed him."


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In the middle east, both today and 3000 years ago as well as in between, kissing has been comparable to shaking hands in European cultures.



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12 Apr 2008, 6:50 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:
The Resurrection, Christian Martyrdom, et al. See: http://www.tektonics.org/lp/nowayjose.html



lucky is the least likely of answers? there were most likely dozens of messiahs from the period to have been attached to and constantine was raised up with the christ myth and that's how it really started being propagated...the holy roman empire.


as far as unlikelihood....my page provides that there were other messiahs and they did gain pre-eminance over jesus for a while but what really solidified christianity as a religion was constantine's conversion. and as far as the legitimacy of that....just look up the donatists.


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The primary disagreement between Donatists and the rest of the early Christian church was over the treatment of those who renounced their faith during the persecution of Roman emperor Diocletian (303–305), a disagreement that had implications both for the Church's understanding of the Sacrament of Penance and of the other sacraments in general.

The rest of the Church was far more forgiving of these people than the Donatists were. The Donatists refused to accept the sacraments and spiritual authority of the priests and bishops who had fallen away from the faith during the persecution. Many church leaders had gone so far as to turn Christians over to Roman authorities and had handed over sacred religious texts to authorities to be publicly burned. These people were called traditors ("people who had handed over"). These traditors had returned to positions of authority under Constantine I, and the Donatists proclaimed that any sacraments celebrated by these priests and bishops were invalid.


from a moral standpoint, i think the donatists have a very good point and i agree with their viewpoint of ex opere operantis. i'd say you seem like you would too but i doubt you have any actual morals of your own..just what you're spoonfed by others.


but anyways, the point is that christianity didn't miraculously spread. constantine had a christian mother and was introduced to it from birth and most likely kept it hidden until such a time when he was in position to make a move towards public conversion (what a new and ground-breaking idea: lying to the people about what you really believe...sounds like politics hasn't changed at all in the thousands of years).