Jesus, Buddha, Satan, or Aquaman?

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31 May 2008, 10:35 pm

slowmutant wrote:

There's no such person as the Joker or Peter Parker. There never was. It's amazing how you can talk sideways and avoid questions.

Atheists are hypocrites.

I didn't ask for people to vote for who thy believed in. I asked them who they liked best. You don't have to believe the joker actually exists in order to like him.

I don't see the hypocracy here :scratch:

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01 Jun 2008, 9:27 am

Buddha is the only one that ever looks happy

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01 Jun 2008, 9:49 am

Are you kidding? The Joker always has a smile on his face.

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01 Jun 2008, 10:52 am

Buddha. We have proof of his existence, which is more than I can say for Jesus (only a few shreds of proof) or Satan (none at all).

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01 Jun 2008, 10:55 am

slowmutant wrote:

Are you kidding? The Joker always has a smile on his face.

But he's a clown. Clowns are always crying on the inside :cry:

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01 Jun 2008, 11:47 am

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You spelled the name of jesus's enemy wrong... last I heard, it was spelled c-h-e-n-e-y...

Actually, Cheney is on Jesus' side as he's a Methodist.

PS. I would have voted on this, but you left off the poll tab for Aquaman.

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01 Jun 2008, 6:08 pm

Fogman wrote:

ToadOfSteel wrote:

You spelled the name of jesus's enemy wrong... last I heard, it was spelled c-h-e-n-e-y...

Actually, Cheney is on Jesus' side as he's a Methodist.

PS. I would have voted on this, but you left off the poll tab for Aquaman.

i just redirected mine to buddha because, when you think about it, buddha and aquaman have a ton in common.

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01 Jun 2008, 6:18 pm

What? The gills? The unitard?

:roll:

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01 Jun 2008, 6:59 pm

skafather84 wrote:

Fogman wrote:

PS. I would have voted on this, but you left off the poll tab for Aquaman.

i just redirected mine to buddha because, when you think about it, buddha and aquaman have a ton in common.

Buddha it is, then.

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01 Jun 2008, 7:01 pm

What do Buddha and Aquaman have in common, then?

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01 Jun 2008, 9:14 pm

slowmutant wrote:

What do Buddha and Aquaman have in common, then?

Neither of them have anything to do with Christianity?

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02 Jun 2008, 1:55 am

It has to be a choice between Buddha and Aquaman, considering the other 2 have never existed. Being as all life came from the water in the first place, that makes both distant relatives.

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02 Jun 2008, 2:11 am

slowmutant wrote:

What do Buddha and Aquaman have in common, then?

They both have superpowers that are of absolutely no use in most situations?

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02 Jun 2008, 2:16 am

DeaconBlues wrote:

slowmutant wrote:

What do Buddha and Aquaman have in common, then?

They both have superpowers that are of absolutely no use in most situations?

CORRECT!! !! ! :lol:

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02 Jun 2008, 5:17 am

Since it's only three in the poll:

Jesus: Ascetic, renouncer.

Buddha: Ascetic, renouncer.

Satan: Accuser, tempter.

Well, Jesus preached of returning to a place I do not believe exists, the Buddha did not preach of devotion to the Supreme, and depending on which traditional view Satan you take, he is either a devout servant or an antagonistic rebel.

Hmm. I can't vote and I wouldn't want to weight Buddha and Jesus as in a popularity contest.

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02 Jun 2008, 9:25 am

Speckles wrote:

I figured I might create a more balanced version of Ragtime's poll. Who do you like best?

Jesus said, "He that is not with me is against me: and he that gathereth not with me scattereth." (Luke 11:23)

And also, He said, "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me". (John 14:6)

Therefore, it is your poll that is unbalanced. There is God (Jesus), and then there is everyone else (the rest of flawed mankind, including Buddha). If Buddha didn't accept Jesus Christ as Lord, Buddha is in Hell:

Jesus: "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned. (Mark 16:16)

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