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25 Oct 2018, 9:35 am

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Trump is visiting a class in an elementary school where they are talking about words and meanings. The teacher asks Trump if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word “tragedy”. (No, not the punch line yet)

So he asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers, “if my best friend who lives on a farm is playing in a field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that’d be a tragedy.”

“Not quite”, says Mr. Trump, “that would be an accident.”

A little girl raises her hand: “if a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.”

“I’m afraid not,” explained the president. “That’s what we would call a great loss.”

The room goes silent. Trump searches the room. “Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy? “

Finally at the back of the room, little Johnny raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, “If Air Force One, carrying you was struck by a missile and blown to smithereens; that would be a tragedy.”

“Fantastic!” exclaimed Mr. Trump. “That’s right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?”

“Well’, said little Johnny, “because it sure as hell wouldn’t be a great loss and probably wouldn’t be an accident either.”

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25 Oct 2018, 10:27 am

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25 Oct 2018, 11:02 am

Talk about a fake headline!

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25 Oct 2018, 8:43 pm

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26 Oct 2018, 8:36 pm

Breaking News!

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26 Oct 2018, 8:42 pm

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26 Oct 2018, 9:06 pm

Public service announcement:

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26 Oct 2018, 10:41 pm

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26 Oct 2018, 10:51 pm

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Public service announcement:

What is or are SIDS ?

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26 Oct 2018, 10:57 pm

Sudden
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27 Oct 2018, 9:46 am

auntblabby wrote:

Sudden
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Wish I never asked

but thanks anyway AB

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