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02 Aug 2015, 12:31 am

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Instead of running on the GOP ticket he should revive the Whig Party!

He would be both their candidate, and their mascot!

Donald Trump doesn't wear a wig. He got two potential rapists to pour ice water on him last year:

He seriously accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge from Homer Simpson. I suggest he call him Nigel the Lesser, since a similar strategy was done less than a year ago in the UK elections, and at least that guy has a political seat.

I don't doubt that it's his real hair. He has a monstrous comb over.

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02 Aug 2015, 12:37 am

Doonesbury did a hilarious panel showing a possible schematic of his various hair pieces/preparations, wish I could find it online.

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02 Aug 2015, 12:52 am

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Doonesbury did a hilarious panel showing a possible schematic of his various hair pieces/preparations, wish I could find it online.

I'd have loved to have seen that! :lol:

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02 Aug 2015, 12:58 am

Kraichgauer wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

Doonesbury did a hilarious panel showing a possible schematic of his various hair pieces/preparations, wish I could find it online.

I'd have loved to have seen that! :lol:

it was in a long-ago comic strip and I haven't found it online at all, not even a mention of it, I wonder if T Rump made him delete it?

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02 Aug 2015, 1:17 am

auntblabby wrote:

Kraichgauer wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

Doonesbury did a hilarious panel showing a possible schematic of his various hair pieces/preparations, wish I could find it online.

I'd have loved to have seen that! :lol:

it was in a long-ago comic strip and I haven't found it online at all, not even a mention of it, I wonder if T Rump made him delete it?

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02 Aug 2015, 1:42 am

NEW YORK (The Global Edition) — The Upper West side of Manhattan is on the look out for a Yellow Toupee. The Hair piece, believed to be the property of Donald Trump, escaped from its owner’s head yesterday morning.
The piece has long been believed to be unhappy, and was recently quoted as saying, “I was supposed to cover a head, not an a**hole.”
Police describe the piece as “ugly and dangerous.” They advise that anybody who sees the piece should not try to apprehend the toupee, and certainly not try to put it on.

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02 Aug 2015, 1:59 am

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NEW YORK (The Global Edition) — The Upper West side of Manhattan is on the look out for a Yellow Toupee. The Hair piece, believed to be the property of Donald Trump, escaped from its owner’s head yesterday morning.
The piece has long been believed to be unhappy, and was recently quoted as saying, “I was supposed to cover a head, not an as*hole.”
Police describe the piece as “ugly and dangerous.” They advise that anybody who sees the piece should not try to apprehend the toupee, and certainly not try to put it on.

! !! !! !

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07 Aug 2015, 5:43 pm

Turn out The Simpsons called it.

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07 Aug 2015, 6:19 pm

can the republic survive? :skull: probably as a banana republic.

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07 Aug 2015, 6:42 pm

Carl Ichan agrees to be Trump's Treasury Secretary

that is TWO Billionaires for the price of one!

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/201 ... /31299609/

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09 Aug 2015, 5:03 pm

Trump looking like he's covered his backside by covering up the pms joke saying confidently anyone who puts that into context is sick, well.. taking sex off the menu is still frowned upon. Better turf out the apron strings next time, for some beef tartar and whatever Madame is having.. oh.. and the rest of the world. :roll:

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09 Aug 2015, 5:09 pm

what is missing, is the T Rump bobblehead doll :idea:

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09 Aug 2015, 5:12 pm

Or..an oral contraceptive maybe?

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09 Aug 2015, 5:14 pm

do you mean a retroactive one?

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10 Aug 2015, 10:53 am

CockneyRebel wrote:

I think it's dumb to tell you the truth. He'd turn the American government into a dictatorship.

The U.S. government has had elements of authoritarianism since Lincoln suspended the writ of habeus corpus. And during the Wilson Administration, it pretty much was a dictatorship. What we have is a pseudo-democracy where we get to pick from two people that the powers that be foist on us.

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10 Aug 2015, 10:57 am

next president?

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