15 Dec 2018, 9:56 pm
15 Dec 2018, 10:41 pm
A seasonal classic.
16 Dec 2018, 9:41 pm
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17 Dec 2018, 1:02 pm
^ Jebus is a gaslighter , Christmas and his birthday are the same thing
17 Dec 2018, 1:03 pm
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18 Dec 2018, 2:54 am
qed
19 Dec 2018, 9:43 pm
OMG, they've got him now!!
19 Dec 2018, 9:56 pm
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22 Dec 2018, 12:04 am
22 Dec 2018, 8:49 am
22 Dec 2018, 12:20 pm
It's an outrage! 
Mueller Orders Trump To Sit On Scale To See If He Weighs The Same As A Duck
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a major breakthrough for the Mueller investigation, the head of the FBI's special counsel on Russian interference ordered President Trump to sit on a large golden scale in order to see if he weighs the same as a duck.
According to Robert Mueller, should Trump weigh the same as a duck, it will prove that he is made of wood, which will in turn prove that he is a witch working for the Russian government.
"The logic is pretty clear," Mueller said as FBI agents set up the large, custom-made set of scales for Trump to sit on opposite an adult duck. "See, you burn witches, right? And that's because, as we all know, witches are made out of wood. So we need to tell whether Trump is made of wood. Of course, to do that, we have to see if he floats, so we have to weigh him against something else that floats in water."
https://babylonbee.com/news/mueller-ord ... -as-a-duck
22 Dec 2018, 8:25 pm
This is Cher's house. It doesn't have a mean racist Wall. It has a nice friendly Virtue Ring. 
22 Dec 2018, 9:07 pm
