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Will you boycott Papa Johns?
Sure! Their pizza sucks anyway... 72%  72%  [ 21 ]
NO! Pizza pushers don't deserve healthcare! 7%  7%  [ 2 ]
Oh look! SHEEP! (with extra cheese) 21%  21%  [ 6 ]
Total votes : 29

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27 Nov 2012, 8:34 pm

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I haven’t been dragged into a church since I was 15. I didn’t leave anything behind so I haven’t had cause to go back.


So was that one "Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve" quote of yours just trolling or are you simply an unchurched Christian?

http://www.wrongplanet.net/postp3129172.html


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27 Nov 2012, 9:12 pm

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I haven’t been dragged into a church since I was 15. I didn’t leave anything behind so I haven’t had cause to go back.


So was that one "Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve" quote of yours just trolling or are you simply an unchurched Christian?

http://www.wrongplanet.net/postp3129172.html


Yeah, that was a real knee-slapper wasn't it. :lol: :lmao: :lmao:
Thanks for reminding me of that little gem from 2 years ago. Some day I need to go back through and catalog all my famous Raptorisms. Ther've been so many that it's hard to keep track.

Back to the question at hand: Un-churched usually means that someone was excommunicated or otherwise asked not to worship at a church.
Not the case with me although I wouldn't lose any sleep over it.
I consider myself a Christian but I don't go to church as of late as stated before. All that having the congregation stand up to sing every 5 minutes wouldn't go very well with a hangover.


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28 Nov 2012, 12:23 am

I prefer Round Table Pizza.[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53Q9jPi_E1A[/youtube]


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28 Nov 2012, 5:00 am

wish i could afford to eat pizza. but if i could papa murphy's would be the last place i'd go. mickey-d's needs to put pizza on their dollar menu.



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28 Nov 2012, 1:28 pm

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mickey-d's needs to put pizza on their dollar menu.


They tried a McPizza in 1989. It flopped/



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28 Nov 2012, 1:31 pm

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mickey-d's needs to put pizza on their dollar menu.


They tried a McPizza in 1989. It flopped/


Mc anything from them is usually a flop.


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28 Nov 2012, 2:27 pm

When McDonalds and Pizza Hut eventually go the way of Hostess, you can blame the unions again. :lol:



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28 Nov 2012, 6:51 pm

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I consider myself a Christian but I don't go to church as of late as stated before. All that having the congregation stand up to sing every 5 minutes wouldn't go very well with a hangover.


In what respect do you consider yourself a "Christian?"

You stated that you considered Heaven to be a "reward" rather than an entitlement. Christians regard Heaven as an entitlement.

What are you doing to deserve the reward that Christians take for granted?



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28 Nov 2012, 7:01 pm

Raptor wrote:
I consider myself a Christian but I don't go to church as of late as stated before. All that having the congregation stand up to sing every 5 minutes wouldn't go very well with a hangover.


ArrantPariah wrote:
In what respect do you consider yourself a "Christian?"

Break the word "Christ-ian" down and you tell me what you think it means. This should be good.

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You stated that you considered Heaven to be a "reward" rather than an entitlement. Christians regard Heaven as an entitlement.

Heaven = Reward
Hell = Punishment.

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What are you doing to deserve the reward that Christians take for granted?

Pwning heathen liberals for starters. :P


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29 Nov 2012, 10:49 am

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Heaven = Reward
Hell = Punishment.


Nope. Hell is not a "Punishment." It is simply the destination of all souls that have not been saved. Heaven is not a "Reward", but a free gift and an entitlement for all who believe.

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For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.



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What are you doing to deserve the reward that Christians take for granted?

Pwning heathen liberals for starters. :P


Sorry, but you are gravely mistaken if you think that you can "pawn" your way into Heaven.



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29 Nov 2012, 10:13 pm

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I think Papa John is a deadbeat dad who needs to pay his fair share.


thats the thing, hes already paying much more than his fair share, and now they want him to pay more. Its a business not a charity.


Agreed, the fact of the matter is, GoonSquad, is that people like you aren't "paying their fair share," the rich are footing your bill as well as theirs, in fact I'll say this flat out that you're the deadbeat, not Papa Johns.



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29 Nov 2012, 10:26 pm

ArrantPariah wroteNope.

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Hell is not a "Punishment." It is simply the destination of all souls that have not been saved. Heaven is not a "Reward", but a free gift and an entitlement for all who believe.

I'm not a church expert but from what little I do know that sounds Baptist. I've never attended a Baptist service unless you count weddings. Other than that I've only been to Methodist, Nazarene, and a few Catholic services.

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Sorry, but you are gravely mistaken if you think that you can "pawn" your way into Heaven.

It's pwn (own) not pawn.


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30 Nov 2012, 8:15 am

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Sorry, but you are gravely mistaken if you think that you can "pawn" your way into Heaven.

It's pwn (own) not pawn.


Neither canst thou "own" thy way into Heaven. :shameonyou:

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And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.



By the by, you'll never hear any Baptist preacher citing Matthew 19, except maybe when the preacher is trying to pressure the congregation to increase its tithing.



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30 Nov 2012, 11:17 am

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I'm not a church expert but from what little I do know that sounds Baptist. I've never attended a Baptist service unless you count weddings. Other than that I've only been to Methodist, Nazarene, and a few Catholic services.


I still don't understand your basis for claiming to be a Christian.

You don't know or understand any of the standard doctrines. You haven't practised the faith in over 40 years. And, when you did, you resented being dragged to church.

Why do you say that you are a Christian?



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30 Nov 2012, 12:05 pm

ArrantPariah wrote:
Raptor wrote:
I'm not a church expert but from what little I do know that sounds Baptist. I've never attended a Baptist service unless you count weddings. Other than that I've only been to Methodist, Nazarene, and a few Catholic services.


I still don't understand your basis for claiming to be a Christian.

You don't know or understand any of the standard doctrines. You haven't practised the faith in over 40 years. And, when you did, you resented being dragged to church.

Why do you say that you are a Christian?


Prove I ain't one.

And where did this 40 year thing come from???
I said I hadn't been dragged to church services since I was 15.


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30 Nov 2012, 12:26 pm

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Prove I ain't one.

You haven't sold all of your possessions and given the money to the poor.

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And where did this 40 year thing come from???
I said I hadn't been dragged to church services since I was 15.

Sorry for the miscalculation. Fifty years, then.