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16 Sep 2007, 4:22 am

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I know. As soon as you put it down, it made sense.

Of course, the first one is "Asses should be sauteed ass first"

and the second is "bent science makes sh** live"

The first is The ass rubs the ass. Used to describe two people lavishing excessive praise on one another.

The second is let knowledge grow, let life be enriched.

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16 Sep 2007, 4:25 am

I liked mine better.

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16 Sep 2007, 4:29 am

calandale wrote:

I liked mine better.

Guess what my new ones are.

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16 Sep 2007, 4:38 am

Crescat scientia vita excolatur.

I'd iron my cat back to life,
but for his armor.

Omnes feriunt, ultima necat.

All s**t! The GREAT CAT GOD IS COMING!

Noli turbare circulos meos, culus!

My clouds spin around your potato.

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16 Sep 2007, 4:45 am

calandale wrote:

Crescat scientia vita excolatur.

I'd iron my cat back to life,
but for his armor.

Omnes feriunt, ultima necat.

All sh**! The GREAT CAT GOD IS COMING!

Noli turbare circulos meos, culus!

My clouds spin around your potato.

The first one I kept from before. Let knowledge grow and life be enriched.

The second means: "Every hour wounds, the last fatal."

The third means: "Don't disturb my circles, a***hole." (Archimedes' last words)

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16 Sep 2007, 4:48 am

Well, I got #2 right!

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16 Sep 2007, 4:49 am

calandale wrote:

Well, I got #2 right!

Only in an extremely broad intepretation.

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16 Sep 2007, 4:50 am

I like to consider myself broad minded.

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16 Sep 2007, 4:55 am

calandale wrote:

I like to consider myself broad minded.

Doesn't say a thing about the depth of your mind, though.

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16 Sep 2007, 4:59 am

'tis like a bottomless cup...all draining away.

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16 Sep 2007, 5:01 am

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'tis like a bottomless cup...all draining away.

The only depths to your mind are depraved. I know that if you stare too long into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you. But it isn't supposed to wink and give you it's phone number.

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16 Sep 2007, 5:05 am

I'm WAY too creepy for that.

It just reaches up a c'thentical
and frondles.

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16 Sep 2007, 8:26 am

Quatermass wrote:

calandale wrote:

I like to consider myself broad minded.

Doesn't say a thing about the depth of your mind, though.

Lol! I think he got you a good one there, Calandale. :lol:

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16 Sep 2007, 3:56 pm

Answered by the infinite.

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