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09 Oct 2012, 8:56 pm

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Troll. One thread ought to be enough.

Aw. For a Republican, she's HAWT!

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09 Oct 2012, 9:25 pm

When you support big oil and want marijuana to stay illegal while thumping a bible and screaming to ban abortion clinics and stem cell research while wearing a cowboy hat.

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09 Oct 2012, 9:29 pm

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When you support big oil and want marijuana to stay illegal while thumping a bible and screaming to ban abortion clinics and stem cell research while wearing a cowboy hat.

God bless Texas.

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09 Oct 2012, 11:33 pm

You know you're a dog humpin, snuff chewin, short bus conservative when you support the drug was because you think it's less of a tax burden than legalization! After all, you think to yourself in your walnut of a brain: "well if we legalize dope them hippie liberals will be wastin mah tax dollars cuz weell need to put em up in the loony bin!".

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10 Oct 2012, 12:44 am

you actually believe that Fox News reporting is "fair and balanced".

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10 Oct 2012, 1:09 am

Inuyasha wrote:

AspieOtaku wrote:

When you support big oil and want marijuana to stay illegal while thumping a bible and screaming to ban abortion clinics and stem cell research while wearing a cowboy hat.

God bless Texas.

Lets not forget driving in pick up trucks and speeding down highway 45 at 100 mph without signaling and becoming obese due to Whataburger!

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10 Oct 2012, 2:26 am

AspieOtaku wrote:

Inuyasha wrote:

AspieOtaku wrote:

When you support big oil and want marijuana to stay illegal while thumping a bible and screaming to ban abortion clinics and stem cell research while wearing a cowboy hat.

God bless Texas.

Lets not forget driving in pick up trucks and speeding down highway 45 at 100 mph without signaling and becoming obese due to Whataburger!

Speed limit is 80 mph on parts of I-10 and I-20, and will be 85 mph on State Highway 130 when it's finished.

As far as I know, the speed limit on I-45 is still 70 mph.

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10 Oct 2012, 2:30 am

Tim_Tex wrote:

AspieOtaku wrote:

Inuyasha wrote:

AspieOtaku wrote:

When you support big oil and want marijuana to stay illegal while thumping a bible and screaming to ban abortion clinics and stem cell research while wearing a cowboy hat.

God bless Texas.

Lets not forget driving in pick up trucks and speeding down highway 45 at 100 mph without signaling and becoming obese due to Whataburger!

Speed limit is 80 mph on parts of I-10 and I-20, and will be 85 mph on State Highway 130 when it's finished.

As far as I know, the speed limit on I-45 is still 70 mph.

Tell that to the rest of the Texans out ther at least before the constables show up in their Dodge Charger squad cars! Sorry I spent 3 years in Texas its nuts! :lol:

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10 Oct 2012, 11:00 am

- When you know exactly how to set up a shell corporation structure to avoid paying taxes.

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10 Oct 2012, 12:54 pm

When your Michael Savage.

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13 Oct 2012, 11:19 am

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A charity asking you for $22.00 a month to keep a child in a third world country healthy seems like a real imposition, yet you have no problems spending hundreds of dollars a year to keep the grass in your lawn healthy.
Abortion is murder, but the bombing of children is collateral damage.
After voting against all civil rights legislation, you wonder why minorities do not vote republican.
All the books about American history you have ever read were written by Lilly White and her son, wh***y Backlash.
"Amos 'n Andy" was one of your favorite TV shows, and you just can't understand why black people would be offended by it.
Anyone who disagrees with you is not being a good Christian.
As far as you're concerned, the last immigrants who should have been allowed into the country came over on the Mayflower.
Being a 'ditto-head' is your proudest achievement in life.
Between choosing to send your kids to school or to war, you choose the latter.
Catch-phrases such as "shock & awe", "collateral damage", "targets of opportunity", et. al. give you such a thrill that Fox News is now your daily substitute for hard-core porn.

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* You'd rather screw the entire country than one White House intern.

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Yes I tried her, but I didn't impale.

You guys are hilarious, keep em comin'.

-You think raising taxes reduces the incentive to work while drug dealers crave the low reward and high risk of selling crack to your 10 year old daughter
-Guns are the last line of defense against a tyrannical Government while sacrificing national security for freedom is the first

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13 Oct 2012, 11:26 am

If the fact that Milton Friedman proteges advised Pinochet's regime is the only positive thing you see in contemporary Latin American politics.

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13 Oct 2012, 2:11 pm

...If you think the poor, disabled, and elderly represent a shiftless 47% of the country, and don't deserve to be represented.

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer

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13 Oct 2012, 3:27 pm

you actually believe that it is possible to reduce the US budget deficit, buy cutting a few million dollars for educational TV, while at the same time increasing the trillions of dollars for the military.

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13 Oct 2012, 3:40 pm

When you have a gun rack in your pickup truck.

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13 Oct 2012, 4:07 pm

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When you have a gun rack in your pickup truck.

Here in the Pacific Northwest, you can be a liberal, and still have a gun rack in your pickup truck. Former Gov. Lowry here in Washington made just that point.

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer

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