Please translate. And by the way, what does your signature mean? I don't want to misinterpret it.
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As long as man continues to be the ruthless destroyer of lower living beings he will never know health or peace. For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other.
-Pythagoras
Jag kan lite svenska. Hoppas att du gillar det.
Bland skuggor rider en odjur
(Among shadows rides a monster)
Som en svarta träd
(Like a black tree)
Griper hård på en mäktig hammar
([He] grips hard on a mighty hammer)
Ut för svaga kristna blod
(Out for weak Christian blood)
TROLLHAMMAREN!
(The Troll Hammer!)
TROLLHAMMAREN!
(The Troll Hammer!)
Trollhammaren sveper igen!
(The Troll Hammer comes down again!)
Hugga ned, broder igen!
(Hew down, brother, again!)
Hör det sista ropet
(Hear the final cry)
Trollhammaren är här!
(The Troll Hammer is here!)
TROLLHAMMAREN!
(The Troll Hammer!)
Han är inte en människa
(He is no man)
Inte bräcklig och svag som dig
(Not feeble and weak like you.) [should actually be "som du", at least in modern Swedish ... this is arcane though, so I don't know what standards they would have]
Du ska vara maktlös
(You shall find yourself powerless)
Inga ögon ser din änd
(No eyes will see your end)
TROLLHAMMAREN!
(The Troll Hammer!)
TROLLHAMMAREN!
(The Troll Hammer!)
Sedan mörkret övertog
(Then the darkness took over)
Räds den frostens kalla fingrar
(Fearful of the frost's cold fingers)
Som griper tag och förlever
(That take hold and persist)
Under kommande vinternatt
(In the coming winter night)
TROLLHAMMAREN!
(The Troll Hammer!)
TROLLHAMMAREN!
(The Troll Hammer!)
TROLLHAMMAREN!
(The Troll Hammer!)
my sig is from a poem by Longfellow, The Challenge of Thor
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"You can take me, but you cannot take my bunghole! For I have no bunghole! I am the Great Cornholio!"
Trolling can be fun.
That smiley face is a jerk.
I'm trolling my own thread.
Thanks for the music and all.
Wow, Chever you are really deep sometimes. I sense a little anger and hostility. Okay, so you are a math whiz, get over yourself.
Are you planning to work for the government? Because that would make you sort of biased.
Do you like the idea of self reliance?
That is what this topic is about after all.
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As long as man continues to be the ruthless destroyer of lower living beings he will never know health or peace. For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other.
-Pythagoras
It's metal; what did you expect...
For the sake of the capillaries on my forehead, refrain from writing things like this. They aren't productive at any rate.
Maybe. Whose government, I don't know. If I get as angry at the world as I have been before, it will definitely be the US government and the technological powder keg it is quietly assembling. Otherwise it might be someone else. But part of me will always want to see the autonomous weapons genie come out of its lamp ... and not go back.
No, because freedom is pretty much illusory no matter who you are. Almost no one is entirely self-reliant...or even close...
If you are one of those Vietnam veterans who lives in the woods in Hawaii without a home, come and tell me about 'self-reliance'
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"You can take me, but you cannot take my bunghole! For I have no bunghole! I am the Great Cornholio!"
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJqWHDuOpc4&feature=related[/youtube]
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As long as man continues to be the ruthless destroyer of lower living beings he will never know health or peace. For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other.
-Pythagoras
Sling
Sea Gull
Joined: 12 Sep 2008
Age: 37
Gender: Male
Posts: 215
Location: Oakfield, Ryde, Isle of Wight, England, UK
'Error Handling
On Error GoTo HandleError
'Disables Close Button
Application.EnableCancelKey = xlDisabled
'Shows Login Form at Startup
frmLogin.Show
'Error Handling Continued
HandleExit:
Exit Sub
HandleError:
MsgBox ("Bzzzt. Error" & Err.Description)
Resume HandleExit
End Sub
Private Sub cmdDelete_Click()
frmDelete.Show
End Sub
Private Sub cmdDeposit_Click()
frmDepositGate.Show
End Sub
Private Sub cmdLogout_Click()
Unload Me
End Sub
Private Sub cmdNew_Click()
frmNew.Show
End Sub
Private Sub cmdShutdown_Click()
ThisWorkbook.Save
End
End Sub
Private Sub cmdWithdraw_Click()
frmWithdrawGate.Show
End Sub
Private Sub UserForm_QueryClose(Cancel As Integer, CloseMode As Integer)
If CloseMode = 0 Then Cancel = True
End Sub
Private Sub cmdBack_Click()
Unload Me
End Sub
Private Sub cmdProceed_Click()
'Error Handling
On Error GoTo HandleError
If Len(txtName) <> 0 Then
If Len(txtPassword1) <> 0 Then
If Len(txtPassword2) <> 0 Then
Else
MsgBox ("Please re-type Admin password")
Exit Sub
End If
Else
MsgBox ("Please type the Admin password")
Exit Sub
End If
Else
MsgBox ("Please enter a name")
Exit Sub
End If
Sheet1.Unprotect
Range("A1").Select
ActiveCell.Offset(0, 1).Select
Do
ActiveCell.Offset(1, 0).Select
Loop Until ActiveCell.Text = "Admin Account"
ActiveCell.Offset(0, 1).Select
If txtPassword1.Value = ActiveCell Then
If txtPassword2.Text = txtPassword1.Text Then
strOldName = txtName.Text
Else
MsgBox ("Passwords do not match")
Exit Sub
End If
Else
MsgBox ("Incorrect Password")
Exit Sub
End If
Range("A1").Select
Do
ActiveCell.Offset(1, 0).Select
Loop Until ActiveCell.Text = strOldName
ActiveCell.Value = ""
ActiveCell.Offset(0, 1).Select
ActiveCell.Value = ""
ActiveCell.Offset(0, 1).Select
ActiveCell.Value = ""
ActiveCell.Offset(0, 1).Select
ActiveCell.Value = ""
MsgBox ("Account Deleted")
txtName.Text = ""
txtPassword1.Text = ""
txtPassword2.Text = ""
txtName.SetFocus
Sheet1.Protect
'Error Handling Continued
HandleExit:
Exit Sub
HandleError:
MsgBox ("Bzzzt. Error" & Err.Description)
Range("A1").Select
Resume HandleExit
End Sub
Private Sub UserForm_QueryClose(Cancel As Integer, CloseMode As Integer)
If CloseMode = 0 Then Cancel = True
End Sub
Private Sub cmdBack_Click()
Unload Me
End Sub
Private Sub cmdProceed_Click()
'Error Handling
On Error GoTo HandleError
'Validation
If Len(txtName.Value) <> 0 Then
If Len(txtAmount.Value) <> 0 Then
Else
MsgBox ("Please enter amount")
Exit Sub
End If
Else
MsgBox ("Please enter Student Name")
Exit Sub
End If
'This performs the Deposit
DepositName = txtName.Text
DepositAmount = txtAmount.Text
Sheet1.Unprotect
Range("A1").Select
Do
ActiveCell.Offset(1, 0).Select
Loop Until ActiveCell.Value = txtName
ActiveCell.Offset(0, 3).Select
ActiveCell.Value = ActiveCell.Value + txtAmount.Value
strAmountLeft = ActiveCell.Text
MsgBox (txtName & " 's current balance is £" & ActiveCell.Text)
'This calls the function which prints the Deposit Receipt
Call Deposit_Receipt
Sheet1.Protect
'Error Handling Continued
HandleExit:
Exit Sub
HandleError:
MsgBox ("Bzzzt. Error" & Err.Description)
Range("A1").Select
Resume HandleExit
End Sub
Private Sub UserForm_QueryClose(Cancel As Integer, CloseMode As Integer)
If CloseMode = 0 Then Cancel = True
End Sub
Private Sub cmdLogin_Click()
'Error Handling
On Error GoTo HandleError
'This is used for the validation function
blnUserFound = False
blnTypeFound = False
blnPasswordFound = False
blnAdmin = False
'This checks to see if the boxes are empty.
If Len(txtUserName) <> 0 Then
If Len(cboAccountType) <> 0 Then
If Len(txtPassword) <> 0 Then
strUserName = txtUserName.Text
strAccountType = cboAccountType.Text
strPassword = txtPassword.Text
Else
MsgBox ("Please enter your password")
Exit Sub
End If
Else
MsgBox ("Please select an Account Type")
Exit Sub
End If
Else
MsgBox ("Please enter your Username")
Exit Sub
End If
Call Interest
Call Login_1
'Error Handling Continued
HandleExit:
Exit Sub
HandleError:
MsgBox ("Bzzzt. Error" & Err.Description)
Resume HandleExit
End Sub
Private Sub UserForm_Activate()
cboAccountType.AddItem "Student Account"
cboAccountType.AddItem "Admin Account"
End Sub
Private Sub UserForm_QueryClose(Cancel As Integer, CloseMode As Integer)
If CloseMode = 0 Then Cancel = True
End Sub
Private Sub cmdAdd_Click()
'Error Handling
On Error GoTo HandleError
'Checks to see if user has entered no data
If Len(txtName) <> 0 Then
If Len(cboAccountType) <> 0 Then
If Len(txtPassword1) <> 0 Then
If Len(txtPassword2) <> 0 Then
If txtPassword2.Value = txtPassword1.Value Then
strNewName = txtName.Text
strNewAccountType = cboAccountType.Text
strNewPassword = txtPassword1.Text
Else
MsgBox ("The passwords you typed don't match")
Exit Sub
End If
Else
MsgBox ("Please re-type the password")
Exit Sub
End If
Else
MsgBox ("Please enter a passsword")
Exit Sub
End If
Else
MsgBox ("Please select an Account Type")
Exit Sub
End If
Else
MsgBox ("Please enter a name")
Exit Sub
End If
'Finds empty cell
Range("A1").Select
Do
ActiveCell.Offset(1, 0).Select
Loop Until ActiveCell.Value = ""
'Adds entry
Sheet1.Unprotect
ActiveCell.Value = strNewName
ActiveCell.Offset(0, 1).Select
ActiveCell.Value = strNewAccountType
ActiveCell.Offset(0, 1).Select
ActiveCell.Value = strNewPassword
'Resets form
Sheet1.Protect
txtName.Text = ""
cboAccountType.Text = ""
txtPassword1.Text = ""
txtPassword2.Text = ""
txtName.SetFocus
'Error Handling Continued
HandleExit:
Exit Sub
HandleError:
MsgBox ("Bzzzt. Error" & Err.Description)
Range("A1").Select
Resume HandleExit
End Sub
Private Sub cmdBack_Click()
Unload Me
End Sub
Private Sub UserForm_Initialize()
cboAccountType.AddItem "Admin Account"
cboAccountType.AddItem "Student Account"
End Sub
Private Sub UserForm_QueryClose(Cancel As Integer, CloseMode As Integer)
If CloseMode = 0 Then Cancel = True
End Sub
Private Sub cmdLogout_Click()
Unload Me
End Sub
Private Sub cmdWithdraw_Click()
frmWithdrawGate.Show
End Sub
Private Sub UserForm_QueryClose(Cancel As Integer, CloseMode As Integer)
If CloseMode = 0 Then Cancel = True
End Sub
Private Sub cmdBack_Click()
Unload Me
End Sub
Private Sub cmdProceed_Click()
'Error Handling
On Error GoTo HandleError
'Validation
If Len(txtName.Value) <> 0 Then
If Len(txtPassword.Value) <> 0 Then
If Len(txtWithdraw.Value) <> 0 Then
Else
MsgBox ("Please enter a value")
Exit Sub
End If
Else
MsgBox ("Please enter Password")
Exit Sub
End If
Else
MsgBox ("Please enter a name")
Exit Sub
End If
WithdrawName = txtName.Text
WithdrawPassword = txtPassword.Text
WithdrawAmount = txtWithdraw.Text
Sheet1.Unprotect
Range("A1").Select
Do
ActiveCell.Offset(1, 0).Select
Loop Until ActiveCell.Value = txtName
ActiveCell.Offset(0, 2).Select
If ActiveCell.Value = txtPassword Then
ActiveCell.Offset(0, 1).Select
If ActiveCell.Value <> 0 Then
ActiveCell.Value = ActiveCell.Value - txtWithdraw.Text
strNewAmount = ActiveCell.Text
MsgBox (txtName & " 's current balance is £" & ActiveCell.Text)
Call Credit_Note
Else
MsgBox ("Insufficient Funds")
Sheet1.Protect
Exit Sub
End If
Else
MsgBox ("Please enter a password")
Sheet1.Protect
Exit Sub
End If
'Error Handling Continued
HandleExit:
Sheet1.Protect
Exit Sub
HandleError:
MsgBox ("Bzzzt. Error. " & Err.Description)
Resume HandleExit
End Sub
Private Sub UserForm_QueryClose(Cancel As Integer, CloseMode As Integer)
If CloseMode = 0 Then Cancel = True
End Sub
Function Deposit_Receipt()
'Error Handling
On Error GoTo HandleError
Dim objWord As Word.Application
MsgBox ("Printing Receipt")
'Create the variable objects that references the
'Microsoft Word object model
Dim oWord As Word.Application
Dim oDoc As Word.Document
Set oWord = CreateObject("Word.Application")
oWord.Documents.Add (ThisWorkbook.Path & "\Deposit Receipt.dot")
'Show the document you have created
oWord.Visible = True
With oWord.ActiveDocument.Bookmarks
.Item("UserName").Range.Text = DepositName
.Item("AmountDeposited").Range.Text = DepositAmount
.Item("AmountLeft").Range.Text = strAmountLeft
End With
'Print the document
oWord.PrintOut
'Tidy up the objects you have created
Set oDoc = Nothing
Set oWord = Nothing
'Error Handling Continued
HandleExit:
Exit Function
HandleError:
MsgBox ("Bzzzt. Error" & Err.Description)
Resume HandleExit
End Function
Function Credit_Note()
'Error Handling
On Error GoTo HandleError
Dim objWord As Word.Application
MsgBox ("Printing Receipt")
'Create the variable objects that reference the
'Microsoft Word object model
Dim oWord As Word.Application
Dim oDoc As Word.Document
Set oWord = CreateObject("Word.Application")
oWord.Documents.Add (ThisWorkbook.Path & "\Credit Note Template.dot")
'Show the document you have created
oWord.Visible = True
With oWord.ActiveDocument.Bookmarks
.Item("UserName").Range.Text = WithdrawName
.Item("AmountWithdrawn").Range.Text = WithdrawAmount
.Item("AmountLeft").Range.Text = strNewAmount
End With
'Print the document
oWord.PrintOut
'Tidy up the objects you have created
Set oDoc = Nothing
Set oWord = Nothing
'Error Handling Continued
HandleExit:
Exit Function
HandleError:
MsgBox ("Bzzzt. Error" & Err.Description)
Resume HandleExit
End Function
Public DepositName As String
Public DepositAmount As String
Public WithdrawName As String
Public WithdrawPassword As String
Public WithdrawAmount As String
Public CurrentAmount As String
Public strNewAmount As String
Public strAmountLeft As String
Public strUserName As String
Public strAccountType As String
Public strPassword As String
Public blnUserFound As Boolean
Public blnTypeFound As Boolean
Public blnPassword As Boolean
Public blnAdmin As Boolean
Public strNewName As String
Public strNewAccountType As String
Public strNewPassword As String
Public strOldName As String
Public Date_1, Day_1 As Date
Function Login_1()
On Error GoTo HandleError
Sheet1.Unprotect
For Each objCell In Range("UserName")
If objCell.Value = strUserName Then
blnUserFound = True
Exit For
End If
Next
If blnUserFound = True Then
MsgBox ("UserName Found")
Else
MsgBox ("UserName not found")
Exit Function
End If
objCell.Select
ActiveCell.Offset(0, 1).Select
If ActiveCell.Value = strAccountType Then
MsgBox ("Correct Account Type")
blnTypeFound = True
If strAccountType = "Admin Account" Then
blnAdmin = True
Else
End If
Else
MsgBox ("Incorrect Account Type")
Exit Function
End If
ActiveCell.Offset(0, 1).Select
If ActiveCell.Value = strPassword Then
MsgBox ("Correct Password")
blnPassword = True
Else
MsgBox ("Incorrect Password")
Exit Function
End If
Sheet1.Protect
If blnAdmin = True Then
MsgBox ("Welcome" & strUserName)
frmLogin.txtUserName.Text = ""
frmLogin.cboAccountType.Text = ""
frmLogin.txtPassword.Text = ""
frmAdmin.Show
Else
MsgBox ("Welcome " & strUserName)
frmStudent.Show
frmLogin.txtUserName.Text = ""
frmLogin.cboAccountType.Text = ""
frmLogin.txtPassword.Text = ""
End If
HandleExit:
Exit Function
HandleError:
MsgBox ("Bzzzt. Error" & Err.Description)
Resume HandleExit
End Function
Function Interest()
On Error GoTo HandleError
Date_1 = Date
Day_1 = Day(Date_1)
If Day_1 = 1 Then
Sheet1.Unprotect
Range("D2").Select
Do
ActiveCell.Value = ActiveCell.Value + (ActiveCell.Value / 100 / 2)
ActiveCell.Offset(1, 0).Select
Loop Until ActiveCell.Value = ""
Sheet1.Protect
Else
Exit Function
Sheet1.Protect
End If
HandleExit:
Exit Function
HandleError:
MsgBox ("Bzzzt. Error" & Err.Description)
Resume HandleExit
End Function
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"The capacity to hate is a frightening reality. We are always ready to blame another of the circumstances can free us from our own self guilt"
Last edited by Sling on 24 Sep 2008, 5:23 am, edited 1 time in total.
Sling
Sea Gull
Joined: 12 Sep 2008
Age: 37
Gender: Male
Posts: 215
Location: Oakfield, Ryde, Isle of Wight, England, UK
I guess there is some history to this fight club that I'm not aware of.
Have you read this?
http://www.emersoncentral.com/selfreliance.htm
Ralph Waldo Emerson wrote:
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As long as man continues to be the ruthless destroyer of lower living beings he will never know health or peace. For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other.
-Pythagoras
Sling
Sea Gull
Joined: 12 Sep 2008
Age: 37
Gender: Male
Posts: 215
Location: Oakfield, Ryde, Isle of Wight, England, UK
Have you read this?
http://www.emersoncentral.com/selfreliance.htm
Ralph Waldo Emerson wrote:
No I have not read this before but it was interesting. If by, self-reliant, you therefore mean to avoid conformity and false consistency, and follow your own instincts and ideas, then that is definitely a good idea and I guess I am self-reliant under that definition.
It is still hard to acheive this, there is a myriad of problems that serve to rob you of your common and sense and blind you of your reason. I.E. The media. I guess it depends on how gullible the people are, but millions of people are brainwashed to live the "ideal lifestyle" or to be "perfect" by the media every day and many view people outside this "ideal lifestyle" or "state of perfection" as an "outcast" for not conforming to the unthinking majority of society.
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"The capacity to hate is a frightening reality. We are always ready to blame another of the circumstances can free us from our own self guilt"
It looks like it's just you and me tonight Sling. I can't sleep!
Anyways, it should be so easy to just have control of our own mind. I admit that I am brainwashed a little.
When I read people like Emerson it reminds that there is more to life than being bombarded with outside stimuli.
If we had no books, tv, computers, radio, and newspapers, where will we be? In a perfect state probably.
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As long as man continues to be the ruthless destroyer of lower living beings he will never know health or peace. For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other.
-Pythagoras
Sling
Sea Gull
Joined: 12 Sep 2008
Age: 37
Gender: Male
Posts: 215
Location: Oakfield, Ryde, Isle of Wight, England, UK
When I read people like Emerson it reminds that there is more to life than being bombarded with outside stimuli.
If we had no books, tv, computers, radio, and newspapers, where will we be? In a perfect state probably.
Books and so on are good, but they can also be bad. There are two sides to everything. On one hand, some people are gullible and believe information presented to them without question but books can be used to make one think about and question things.
Have you seen the second AvP film? The army is going to nuke the town but tells the civilians they are to be rescued. A few people puzzle out the goverments true motives but one women actually says: "The government doesn't lie to people!". I laughed. Out loud. But this is a perfect demonstration of gullibility and unthinking.
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"The capacity to hate is a frightening reality. We are always ready to blame another of the circumstances can free us from our own self guilt"
That is hilarious and ridiculous.
I used to work at a movie theater. It was my first job when I was 16. It was always very loud and I hated feeling like I was always bombarded with noise and consumer packaging. They had all these video games that were loud too. One time I was putting butter on the popcorn and I kept hearing a woman on the video game yelling during a shoot 'em up killing spree, "Oh no, my baby! my baby!"
As I listened to the screams of war, I started daydreaming about all the killing and then the customer had to say, "Okay! That's enough butter!" I was in a stupor and I realized I squirted way too much butter and then I just sort of tossed it back into the bin which was a bad thing to do since some people refuse to eat that hydrogenated mess. He looked at me like I was on drugs.
But really I was just in a sort of trance or something.
I think I quit that job after like 2 weeks because I didn't like working weekends. I got a job taking surveys in the mall the same day I quit. I used to forge all the surveys so don't believe all the consumer reports.
One time we had to ask people about the Lexus automobile and what they thought of the stupid commercial. I wrote in all the comments that the people said that the commercial reminded them of Alexis from the soap opera Dynasty and that it made them feel like the car was very sophisticated like her.
Nobody mentioned it and I think they believed it. Just in case you don't get that, Alexis sounds like a Lexus.
This is Alexis.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2aboicW ... re=related
This is the Lexus commercial.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8etyZkf ... re=related
And this is how this all relates to the topic here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_fnOYVuTE0
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As long as man continues to be the ruthless destroyer of lower living beings he will never know health or peace. For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other.
-Pythagoras
sartresue
Veteran
Joined: 18 Dec 2007
Age: 71
Gender: Female
Posts: 6,313
Location: The Castle of Shock and Awe-tism
An Arch (y) Angel topic
Well, this is the anarchy thread. Getting sticky!
Soon to be a graphic novel, or maybe a major motion picture!!
Seriously, though. Just another day at Wring-my-hands Planet. Gotta love it.
Great topic, Magnus.
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Awe-Tistic Whirlwind
Phuture Phounder of the Philosophy Phactory
NOT a believer of Mystic Woo-Woo
Have you read this?
http://www.emersoncentral.com/selfreliance.htm
Ralph Waldo Emerson wrote:
No I have not read this before but it was interesting. If by, self-reliant, you therefore mean to avoid conformity and false consistency, and follow your own instincts and ideas, then that is definitely a good idea and I guess I am self-reliant under that definition.
It is still hard to acheive this, there is a myriad of problems that serve to rob you of your common and sense and blind you of your reason. I.E. The media. I guess it depends on how gullible the people are, but millions of people are brainwashed to live the "ideal lifestyle" or to be "perfect" by the media every day and many view people outside this "ideal lifestyle" or "state of perfection" as an "outcast" for not conforming to the unthinking majority of society.
oh my gosh yes... I have been mislead to a degree, with the alien stuff...
But im back and my conscience is clearer.. There is a lot of obstacles to avoid when dealing with truth.. you truly have to think for yourself and be the ruler of your own conscience.
“For why should it be that my freedom is judged by another person's conscience?”
"For whenever people of the nations that do not have law do by nature the things of the law, these people, although not having law, are a law to themselves. They are the very ones who demonstrate the matter of the law to be written in their hearts, while their conscience is bearing witness with them and, between their own thoughts, they are being accused or even excused. This will be in the day when God through Christ Jesus judges the secret things of mankind, according to the good news I declare."
1Corinthians 10:29 + Romans2:13
In other words..
Self regulation.. rules.. much better than governments..
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