Yeah, no. Sorry. Call me immature if you like but I'm not going to let these bastards say s**t about my country. Given, I'm a government malcontent on the best of days, but even I know where to draw the line when it comes to getting a message across. These guys have repeatedly crossed that line, without remorse.
I could be really immature and say I'm going to assassinate the first WBC member to cross the city limits (and given Laramie's previous history with them, I'd probably get away with it too) but I know that a) it's fundamentally wrong, b) it would only serve to make Fred Phelps a martyr, and c) that's not how I roll. Besides, I know how to be annoying without being overtly antagonistic. If I got jumped for "fighting words" (which BTW you are seriously overusing that term) that'd be one thing. But that's different from just being annoying. Even from a completely neutral legal standpoint, being annoying is not a mitigating circumstance for physical assault. And remember that this is Laramie, I seriously doubt after the Matthew Shepard incident that anyone would be willing to stick their necks out in defense of the WBC here. Even if they had a case, they'd have a hard time proving it to a Wyoming judge and jury.
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