This happened in my Intro to Marxism class on Tuesday

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I still don't really get the satire or irony or anything....

So what ever happened to Inuyasha?

I think it's genius.

The people who share such stories are being made fun of. By playing to all of their prejudices, the story reveals how silly their worldview is.

A liberal homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.

”Before the class begins," he demanded, "you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi.

I still don't really get the satire or irony or anything....

How many similar but serious stories have you read? If you haven't seen this genre of right-wing writing, then you don't know what's being satirized in the first place, so... how could you expect to get it?

It makes fun of right wing Christians.

It's hilarious if you know what it's satirising. If you don't, it's stupid.

I've been told it's satire and I still find it stupid and badly done....but that's just me...

Agreement.

The author wrote a story that's as logical as Marxism itself.

So what ever happened to Inuyasha?