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26 Nov 2012, 3:18 am

Jitro wrote:
Is God Santa Claus for adults?


Yes, but in general Truth is Santa Claus for adults. :)



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26 Nov 2012, 6:53 am

A lot of naughty pictures on Yahoo tell me that there are much sexier and scantier-clad bodies to fit the 'adult Santa' role to our liking.



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26 Nov 2012, 9:30 am

Jacoby wrote:
Government is Santa Claus for adults.


Yay Timmy, you can eat today. Make sure to thank Santa for putting substandard cheese into your stocking, because he couldn't afford anything else.



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26 Nov 2012, 11:47 am

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Jacoby wrote:
Government is Santa Claus for adults.


Yay Timmy, you can eat today. Make sure to thank Santa for putting substandard cheese into your stocking, because he couldn't afford anything else.

Can I take this even farther downhill and suggest he should really be thanking Uncle Hu?

If he came down my chimney I think I'd be scarred for life.



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26 Nov 2012, 12:37 pm

The religious right teaches that Santa is a commie because he gives kids free handouts without making those bratty kids work and sweat for a living. It's all about personal responsibility. More prisons more poor work houses and more orphanages and more treadmills.
A far better role model for the kids is a Republican like Ebenezer Scrooge.



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26 Nov 2012, 12:53 pm

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And he eats all the cookies,S.O.B.
I thought of a dirty Santa joke.But I'm afraid to tell it,don't want to ruffle a mod's feathers.


Unlikely. :lol:

Why is Santa considered a bad lover?
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1. Because he always comes down the chimney.
2. Because he only comes once a year.


LMAO!! !! !! !! :lol:



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26 Nov 2012, 12:57 pm

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I've always thought it was cruel to teach kids to believe in Santa. The inevitable dissapointment that comes with knowing the truth is always crushing.

Do you remember the first Christmas you had when you knew Santa didn't exist? Wasn't it the most awful feeling?


Well, at least they begin to learn that adults lie to children and yet they don't seem to get that all the talk of god is also a lie.



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26 Nov 2012, 1:02 pm

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I was upset and told the neighbor kid there was no Santa,then he was upset, then he told his parents what I said ,and then they were upset and they called my parents bit&@ing about what I said, then my mom was upset at me.So much for the Christmas spirit.
Bah-Humbug x infinity.


notice how easily the veneer of kindness and joy rubs away only to see their true nature exposed.
humans s**k s**t!! !! !
they all can FOAD as far as I am concerned.



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26 Nov 2012, 1:17 pm

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The religious right teaches that Santa is a commie because he gives kids free handouts without making those bratty kids work and sweat for a living. It's all about personal responsibility. More prisons more poor work houses and more orphanages and more treadmills.
A far better role model for the kids is a Republican like Ebenezer Scrooge.

Lol, the religious left teaches that he's a capitalist pig (which by extension adds racist) for aggrandizing materialism and causing parents to keep up with the Smiths or Joneses.

To fit those two discriptions at once I'm guessing that I've narrowed Santa Clause down to either being Lindsay Graham or Bill Kristol.



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26 Nov 2012, 4:07 pm

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Misslizard wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Santa came down the chimney in a "cat"house.
A lady came in and invited him to stay awhile,
He said"Ho Ho Ho,gotta go,gotta go,
Gotta deliver all the toys to the kids,gotta go".
She dropped her robe to the floor and said"Come on Santa",
He said;
"Hey,hey,hey,gotta stay,gotta stay,
Can't get up the chimney with my d@ck this away!"
:santa:


You're in trouble :shameonyou:


You mean I'm going to get another lump of coal to add to my collection???
I've already got half of Pennsylvania from Christmas past.



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27 Nov 2012, 4:09 pm

androbot2084 wrote:
The religious right teaches that Santa is a commie because he gives kids free handouts without making those bratty kids work and sweat for a living. It's all about personal responsibility. More prisons more poor work houses and more orphanages and more treadmills.
A far better role model for the kids is a Republican like Ebenezer Scrooge.


Not sure who was consulted on the religious right theories espoused here..but wasnt none of the crew I run with. We keep our guns and Bibles close to the milk and cookies for Santa. Any grown person who tells a little kid there is no such thing as Santa should be hoss whupped in my book. The little dirt bags at school and older kin handle the bad news quickly enough. Why not let them have some fun for a while? When they meet Jesus they say...Hi Old Friend. I used to know somebody sorta like you back when I was a young skull full of mush. It takes the same frame of mind in either scenario. Thats why smart folks often dont fall for it. Way too simple for high tech folks..lol. Us left brainers figger it out quick.



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27 Nov 2012, 4:13 pm

Does anyone remember the Church Lady from SNL?What does Santa spell if you rearrange the letters?Could it be........SATAN???? :twisted:



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28 Nov 2012, 8:58 pm

Prob pre dating the question a bit..but I watched SNL when it was really SNL. Father Gudio Sarduchi was my favorite. He wore the billy jack hat an chain smoked. I think Jan Curtin was a Nun a few times. That show always broke me up. Last I watched its pure commie liberal propaganda. Not funny. Never did like their goofy music.



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30 Nov 2012, 4:23 pm

I have no issue with religion, I'm spiritual myself. Just you can't prove that something exists, does not mean that you can prove that it doesn't exist.



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30 Nov 2012, 5:05 pm

Right. Thats why real atheists only exist in mental institutions. Somebody who convinces themselves that God does not and can not exist have some serious psychological issues.



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30 Nov 2012, 5:19 pm

bigwheel wrote:
Right. Thats why real atheists only exist in mental institutions. Somebody who convinces themselves that God does not and can not exist have some serious psychological issues.


Bigot.