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21 Feb 2014, 6:19 am

The_Walrus wrote:
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If you are an atheist, you owe it to yourself to watch every second of, "The Only Perfect Truth."

It may not save you from eternal hellfire, but it sure is good for the LOL's.
He sure is mad about "cussing" and women wearing trousers.

Brilliant double act though.


Oh, yes alway those heretic trousers...

German Punk Band " Die toten Hosen" (="the dead trousers") - Paradies (=paradise) - song translated to english:

...To escape this destiny
We shall try honestly
Start every day with a prayer
Instead of aspirin
Only who always runs straight away to the confessional
As it would be a race
And names every sin there
Negotiates an absolution

I don't want to paradise
When the way there is so hard
I don't apply for asylum
I don't mind staying here

Who can rightly hold knife and fork
And who sits up straight at dinner
Who always says YES and THANKS
Whose odds aren't long
Who queues well-behaved in every line
With shining shoes
Who bears his destiny with humility
Will get salvation

We shall listen and pay attention
Do what we are told
Subordinate and imitate
From the first day to the last
Always play kindly by the rules
As they are ordered
As they are written down in the book of life
For ever and ever, amen

I don't want to paradise
When the way there is so hard
Who knows, if we'd have a better life there -
Behind this door

I don't want to paradise
When the way there is so hard
And before I beg on my knees
I don't mind staying here

I don't want to paradise
When the way there is so hard
If I'm not allowed to get in as I am
I'll stay outside before the door

I don't want to paradise
When the way there is so hard
I dont apply for asylum
I don't mind staying here...



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21 Feb 2014, 4:21 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4JBpgEf5Ck#aid=P9AbkoAxHMQ[/youtube] Remember quoting the bible is not going to get you anywhere!


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21 Feb 2014, 4:27 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfucpGCm5hY[/youtube] :lol:


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