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31 Jul 2014, 2:35 pm

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No where in the bible is evolution even hinted as being scientifically feasible. God's iq>>>>>>>>>>>>>yours you arrogant ignorant human. God created the universe, such a complex intricate machine. You'd be lucky to be even able to create a bicycle.


The bible is mythology. Evolution is a fact, it is happening, it is true. However you choose to handle the fact of evolution is your problem - you can bury your head in the sand and pretend it isn't true but you are just deluding yourself. Oh, by the way, in case you don't know... the earth isn't flat and the Sun doesn't revolve around the earth.
Also snakes do not and cannot talk and men weren't made from mud nor women made from a mans ribs! The Earth is 4.5 billion years old not 6000 years old and Noahs Flood never happened. :P


Err actually, the flooding did happen, just it wasn't Noah's and it didn't cover the whole world. the ice age was ending and large lakes of damned up water on glaciers eventually broke and flooded large regions. and since to them in that age that region was their world you have passed down many flood stories.


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31 Jul 2014, 3:07 pm

All this talk reminds me of a great saying.

"The good thing about science is it's true whether you believe it or not."



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31 Jul 2014, 3:27 pm

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So aliens from another universe conspired to punk us out into THINKING that there was evolution (by planting fossils) when there was not evolution?

I wouldn't put it past them. Either that or God created fake evidence of evolution just to test our faith.


I've also heard the idea that Satan had planted the fossil record in order to mislead the faithful!

Maybe Satan wrote the Bible for the same reason!



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31 Jul 2014, 3:48 pm

6000 year old fossil of Beelzebub:

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31 Jul 2014, 6:06 pm

Hail Satan!


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31 Jul 2014, 8:57 pm

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I see two people in this thread both said they think humans evolved from pigs, not monkeys.

I do believe that we evolved from pigs. That's why some religions forbid the eating of pork. Its too close too cannibalism. :lol:



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01 Aug 2014, 3:49 am

mmm bacon! 8)


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01 Aug 2014, 8:03 am

You, and I, are....

the other white meat!



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01 Aug 2014, 7:51 pm

It sure would take a lot of grease to fry up a T-Rex drumstick.
http://theconversation.com/take-a-t-rex ... irds-29996


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01 Aug 2014, 8:02 pm

Fred Flintstone certainly loved T-Rex drumsticks!

When Wilma cooked one, the grease that resulted would last the Flintstones the whole year, even when they give Barney and Betty half.



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01 Aug 2014, 9:34 pm

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It sure would take a lot of grease to fry up a T-Rex drumstick.
http://theconversation.com/take-a-t-rex ... irds-29996


For such a short article, it was certainly informative. And to think, my family and I just ate dinosaur for dinner!


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02 Aug 2014, 11:08 am

:D ^I have a Dino feeder in the yard.


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02 Aug 2014, 12:06 pm

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:D ^I have a Dino feeder in the yard.


Just imagine looking out your window one morning to see a T Rex with it's snout in the feeder - or rather, eating the whole thing!:lol:


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02 Aug 2014, 12:12 pm

Birds almost certainly evolved from dinosaurs, but technically dinosaurs do not fly by the definition of what a dinosaur is. So the birds of today are not dinosaurs though they are their descendants. Even pterodactyls are not dinosaurs but are flying reptiles. Similarly ichthyosaurs are not dinosaurs but are marine reptiles. I know when I got bags of toy plastic dinosaurs they often included flying reptiles and marine reptiles that were contemporaries of dinosaurs, but they aren't correctly called dinosaurs even though the label on the toy bag implied that. What's in a name, huh Bill (Shakespeare)?


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02 Aug 2014, 12:23 pm

TheBicyclingGuitarist wrote:
Birds almost certainly evolved from dinosaurs, but technically dinosaurs do not fly by the definition of what a dinosaur is. So the birds of today are not dinosaurs though they are their descendants. Even pterodactyls are not dinosaurs but are flying reptiles. Similarly ichthyosaurs are not dinosaurs but are marine reptiles. I know when I got bags of toy plastic dinosaurs they often included flying reptiles and marine reptiles that were contemporaries of dinosaurs, but they aren't correctly called dinosaurs even though the label on the toy bag implied that. What's in a name, huh Bill (Shakespeare)?


Back when I was a kid and played with those plastic toy dinosaurs, they were still telling us dinosaurs were reptiles. At least today, I'm going out of my way to tell my daughter that they were closer to birds.


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02 Aug 2014, 12:35 pm

A boy in second grade brought the most amazing plastic dinosaurs to school,I was fascinated by them,to the point where I stole his T-Rex :oops:


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