Unhappy human or happy dog?

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09 Sep 2017, 10:54 am

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"Unhappy" and "Happy" are irrelevant as they're ephemeral emotional states - thus the question actually reads:

Would you rather be a human or a dog?

I'm going to go with option 3: a human with the ability to turn into a dog.

A human that can lick their own genitals.

Simple enough. Just have a couple of ribs removed.

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09 Sep 2017, 10:59 am

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I'm going to go with option 3: a human with the ability to turn into a dog.

GOOD answer----that's an Animagus, like in Harry Potter!!

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09 Sep 2017, 11:09 am

Campin_Cat wrote:

adifferentname wrote:

I'm going to go with option 3: a human with the ability to turn into a dog.

GOOD answer----that's an Animagus, like in Harry Potter!!

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09 Sep 2017, 1:08 pm

/\ I thought you'd like that! LOL

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09 Sep 2017, 2:29 pm

There is a word for that. "Warewolf". Dogs are just domesticated wolves.

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09 Sep 2017, 3:03 pm

naturalplastic wrote:

There is a word for that. "Warewolf". Dogs are just domesticated wolves.

But werewolves don't get magic wands or broomsticks!

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09 Sep 2017, 3:07 pm

adifferentname wrote:

Chichikov wrote:

adifferentname wrote:

A human that can lick their own genitals.

Simple enough. Just have a couple of ribs removed.

It's your guts, not your ribs in the way. There's also folks who can do it without any alterations to their body.

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I wouldn't be happy as a dog, I'd have to kill myself because it's better to be dead than to be a filthy coprophage.

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09 Sep 2017, 3:56 pm

adifferentname wrote:

naturalplastic wrote:

There is a word for that. "Warewolf". Dogs are just domesticated wolves.

But werewolves don't get magic wands or broomsticks!

But they get to compete with vampires to date Kristen Stewart :heart:

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09 Sep 2017, 5:25 pm

funeralxempire wrote:

It's your guts, not your ribs in the way. There's also folks who can do it without any alterations to their body.

It's a reference to a common myth regarding both Prince and Marilyn Manson.

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