I agree, the Bible is so hard to understand, with the olive trees and candlesticks, and dragons and three headed monsters and such

Interpreted literally, half of the Bible sounds like some sort of surreal nightmare. I wouldn't be for tampering with the Bible, though. The Bible is the Bible, and it shouldn't be added to. I think that maybe a seperate book, a guide with many of the most credible interpretations of the figurative parts of the Bible. I don't know, but it's a very good idea you had

I hope eventually someone does something like this!
there is such a book its called the catechism, everything lined out and explained. the two fit together