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Fun Fact: Remember when Christian fundamentalists were waging war against Harry Potter? Islamic Imams were doing the exact same thing. The books were even banned from schools in the United Arab Emirates.

"Our religion is unique and speshul! It's completely different from all the others! I'm super serial!"
- Every Fundamentalist Ever

I'm not black. I'm just making fun of Afrocentrism.

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Black_supremacy

In the past, many people have called me a "cuck" and a "self-hating white". In reality, I don't like black supremacist insanity either.

Ohhhh I see, sorry I must have been drunk not to notice.

By the way you know it seems the Iphone or Ipod too were inspired by some ancient Jewish device called Ephod they used to talk with their God. Not sure if true but the name and looks definitely ring a bell.

Biological and adoptive family
Steven Paul Jobs was born to Abdulfattah Jandali and Joanne Schieble, and was adopted by Paul Jobs and Clara Hagopian.[2


His biological father, Abdulfattah "John" (al-)Jandali (Arabic: عبد الفتاح الجندلي) (b. 1931), grew up in Homs, Syria, and was born into an Arab Muslim household.[3] Jandali is the son of a self-made millionaire who did not go to college and a mother who was a traditional housewife.[3] While an undergraduate at the American University of Beirut, Lebanon, he was a student activist and spent time in jail for his political activities.[3] Although Jandali initially wanted to study law, he eventually decided to study economics and political science.[3] He pursued a PhD in the latter subject at the University of Wisconsin, where he met Joanne Carole Schieble (b. 1932), a Catholic of Swiss and German descent, who grew up on a farm in Wisconsin.[3][4][page needed][5] As a doctoral candidate, Jandali was a teaching assistant for a course Schieble was taking, although both were the same age.[6] Mona Simpson, Jobs's biological sister, notes that her maternal grandparents were not happy that their daughter was dating Jandali: "it wasn't that he was Middle-Eastern so much as that he was a Muslim. But there are a lot of Arabs in Michigan and Wisconsin. So it's not that unusual."[6] Walter Isaacson, Steve Jobs's official biographer, additionally states that Schieble's father "threatened to cut Joanne off completely" if she continued the relationship.[4][page needed]

Jobs's adoptive father, Paul Reinhold Jobs (1922–1993), grew up in a Calvinist household,[7][page needed] the son of an "alcoholic and sometimes abusive" father.[4][page needed] The family lived on a farm in Germantown, Wisconsin.[4][page needed][7][page needed] Paul bore an ostensible resemblance to James Dean; he had tattoos, dropped out of high school, and traveled around the Midwest for several years during the 1930s looking for work.[4][page needed][7][page needed] He eventually joined the United States Coast Guard as an engine-room machinist.[7][page needed] After World War II, Paul Jobs decided to leave the Coast Guard when his ship docked in San Francisco.[7][page needed] He made a bet that he would find his wife in San Francisco and promptly went on a blind date with Clara Hagopian (1924–1986). They were engaged ten days later and married in 1946.[4][page needed] Clara, the daughter of Armenian immigrants, grew up in San Francisco and had been married before, but her husband had been killed in the war. After a series of moves, Paul and Clara settled in San Francisco's Sunset District in 1952.[4][page needed] As a hobby, Paul Jobs rebuilt cars, but his career was as a "repo man", which suited his "aggressive, tough personality."[7][page needed] Meanwhile, their attempts to start a family were halted after Clara had an ectopic pregnancy, leading them to consider adoption in 1955.[4][page needed]


Birth
Schieble became pregnant with Jobs in 1954 when she and Jandali spent the summer with his family in Homs, Syria. Jandali has stated that he "was very much in love with Joanne ... but sadly, her father was a tyrant, and forbade her to marry me, as I was from Syria. And so she told me she wanted to give the baby up for adoption."[9] Jobs told his official biographer that Schieble's father was dying at the time, Schieble did not want to aggravate him, and both felt that at 23 they were too young to marry.[4][page needed] In addition, as there was a strong stigma against bearing a child out of wedlock and raising it as a single mother, and as abortions were illegal and dangerous, adoption was the only option women had in the United States in 1954.

Steve Jobs' father was a Muslim Syrian, and was mainly raised by Catholics.

Steve Jobs himself was probably a buddith, and his beliefs in alternative medicine may be what killed him.

Ohhhh I see, sorry I must have been drunk not to notice.

By the way you know it seems the Iphone or Ipod too were inspired by some ancient Jewish device called Ephod they used to talk with their God. Not sure if true but the name and looks definitely ring a bell.

I don't mean to make conspiracy theories, it's just that the name, the looks are the function are all awfully similar.

I always knew that Steve Jobs was a member of the globalist, Zionist, white genocide pedophile network!

Can you talk with Yahweh on an iPhone? No! So it's inferior to an Ephod

More Funny Islamic Insanity
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https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_in_the_Arab_world

Pokémon was banned in Saudi Arabia for a while for promoting "gambling and Zionism".

Are there any Zionist Pokémon? Well … Nosepass maybe.

Jewdude.

But can you watch pr0n on an Ephod?