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07 Apr 2020, 5:05 pm

Someone needs to make a Corona-Chan bible meme.


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08 Apr 2020, 3:51 pm

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It is causing so many problems. Why doesn't God destroy it?


Same reason Superman doesn't beat it up.
Neither one exists outside of the imaginations of their fans.


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08 Apr 2020, 4:05 pm

funeralxempire wrote:
NewTime wrote:
It is causing so many problems. Why doesn't God destroy it?


Same reason Superman doesn't beat it up.
Neither one exists outside of the imaginations of their fans.


I think you’ll find that God is going to destroy it: as soon as Ken Ham realises how epically he’s being trolled.



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08 Apr 2020, 4:43 pm

Karamazov wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
NewTime wrote:
It is causing so many problems. Why doesn't God destroy it?


Same reason Superman doesn't beat it up.
Neither one exists outside of the imaginations of their fans.


I think you’ll find that God is going to destroy it: as soon as Ken Ham realises how epically he’s being trolled.


Like I said, never. :lol:


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08 Apr 2020, 5:04 pm

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God IS trying to destroy coronavirus. Here's his prophet, Kenneth Copeland, bringing the wrath of God upon Covid-19.






Don't miss the music at 7:15



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08 Apr 2020, 6:01 pm

Genesis 1:31
And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good.

There’s your answer.
If God exists, than he made the virus and likes it.


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08 Apr 2020, 7:10 pm

Misslizard wrote:
Genesis 1:31
And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good.

There’s your answer.
If God exists, than he made the virus and likes it.




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All Things Dull and Ugly
Monty Python
All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!
All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.
Amen.
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Songwriters: John Du Prez / Eric Idle / Trad
All Things Dull and Ugly lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group



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08 Apr 2020, 8:36 pm

/\That sums it up.


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09 Apr 2020, 8:24 am

If God destroyed the coronavirus, we wouldn't know about it. You can't know about a problem that no longer exists. So for all we know God has prevented all kinds of bad from happening.



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09 Apr 2020, 3:31 pm

God is on twitter:
https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod/statu ... 3681981442

On 15 aug 2019 he wrote:

"Next time no people."

This guy (or whoever) has 6,1 mln followers and he follows 1 person: Justin Bieber



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09 Apr 2020, 3:38 pm

Grischa wrote:
God is on twitter:
This guy (or whoever) has 6,1 mln followers and he follows 1 person: Justin Bieber

That confirms what I've thought for a long time. God's a troll.


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09 Apr 2020, 5:53 pm





Nature Consumes Nature;
God Is Alpha Through Omega; EnDLeSSLY
NoW; Therefore, God Consumes God DaNCinG
THeRE ARe No IFS AndS OR Buts; GoD SinGinG
NoW Unless 'That Bible' IS A Lie; But of Course;
ThaT iS onLY
one Example;
Just One 'Trump'
Example of Many
More Contradictions;
Obviously, God Is Both
TRoLL And ViRuS; Alpha
Thru Omega Is LiTERaLLY
Enough Evidence For
That For Real; Other
Than That; Sure,
i also identify
With 'Baphomet' As A Symbol For the
WHoLE of Nature on this PLaNeT Home
In Symbol; Also, Shiva As Continuous
Move And Repose; Spin and Torsion;
TideS In And OuT; ShoreS EXPaNDinG,
Receding too; Birth And Death; SeaSons
ChanginG aS Well; Only Constant Change;
Again, Move And Repose; Spin And Torsion;
As BLacK Holes May BirtH OTHeR UNiVerses (Us too);
Out of Repulsion VeRSuS Gravitational Attraction NoW;
In Other Words, CuLTuRE IS A GRoWinG ViRuS NoW iN FLoW
Too, heHe; And i am Infecting 'You' With my Words; THeRe IS No
Escaping 'A SNaKE NoW
SWaLLoWinG its Tale.
Other Than That;
"JeSuS" Is JusT
ALright
With me; In
Story At Least;
His Ideology Is
Pretty Much Let
The Dead Bury The
Dead And LiVE to LoVE;
THeRe IS No NoW For LoVE to: Fear As LiFE; From:
YeS Other Than That; Dead Is Dead, So Do LiVE NoW;
And if One Can't Find Someone to Dance With; God, Yes, JusT
Do A Solo Milky Way FLoW As Our Larger Home Does Around
BLack Holes, Like Super Walmart too; ReMeMBeR, Spin And
Torsion; And in This Case, DarKness Away from LoVE iN
LiGHT iN TRuTH; 'Trump Towns'; Particularly, YeS iN Deed
Super-Walmart,
Will Do
For
Torsion
in Repulsion Out of SPiRaLinG
'PHI' Spin to Re-Birth Energy of Dance;
Once Again; Shiva, Move and Repose Force;
God's Breath As Nature's Face; Yes, At Least
While A 'ViRuS' Savior NoW Gives the Rest of
Nature An Ease of Breathing EXiSTencE Over
HuMaN CuLTuRES/ViRuSeS Too SuFFoCaTiNG EaTinG God's Face Nature BRinGS;
Once Again, No Escape; Might As Well Grin And BARE It; Do A MiLKY Way Dance;
In Conclusion; God IS First And Last LoVE DarK Thru LiGHT; ReaLLy Not A Better
Choice;
Just
Make
It ALL
Endless Love
ETeRNaLLY NoW DarK Thru LiGHT; Yes,
A Dance And SonG BReaTHinG NoW FoR ReaL (GoD);
Side Note: A Description of God Sublime to Create, Yes;
But Hey; Reflection uS And All 'That Jazz' too FoR ReaL; Best aS Endless LoVE NoW.


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09 Apr 2020, 6:25 pm

Has it ever occurred to any of you that maybe the creator is punishing us for being a bunch of selfish dicks?



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09 Apr 2020, 6:34 pm

The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.

Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.

― Carl Sagan, Pale Blue Dot: A Vision of the Human Future in Space



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09 Apr 2020, 6:39 pm

Syd wrote:
there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.

Good! :D



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09 Apr 2020, 8:42 pm

Q. Why does God allow bad things to happen?
A. God loves us and so he wants us to have free will. For that reason he does not force us to be good. The consequence of this is that sometimes people will choose to commit evil acts.

Q. Yes but why does God allow natural disasters?
A. ..... Stop asking difficult questions!


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