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30 Jun 2020, 3:25 am

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Ground up glass doesnt work. Pieces small enough to pass unnoticed are too small to do any damage.

...I've heard...


How's your mother? :scratch:



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30 Jun 2020, 4:16 am

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If possible, both. That way their food can be laced with ground up glass and rat poison, giving the rest of the world a break.


Sounds like a plan.



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30 Jun 2020, 4:25 am

Pepe wrote:
Wolfram87 wrote:
Ground up glass doesnt work. Pieces small enough to pass unnoticed are too small to do any damage.

...I've heard...


How's your mother? :scratch:


Intact, thank you for asking.


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30 Jun 2020, 7:39 am

Trump would be a terrible dinner guest but once I kicked him out I’d just have to worry about a few Tweets.

Putin would be cordially polite and superficially pleasant, but he’d annex my flat.



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30 Jun 2020, 8:00 am

^He would hold an election, make sure its all perfectly democratically. Then he'd buss 8n a bunch of Russians to vote for the annexation.


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30 Jun 2020, 9:13 am

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If possible, both. That way their food can be laced with ground up glass and rat poison, giving the rest of the world a break.

Putin is immune to rat poison.Uses it to season his borscht.


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30 Jun 2020, 9:23 am

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Trump would be a terrible dinner guest but once I kicked him out I’d just have to worry about a few Tweets.

Putin would be cordially polite and superficially pleasant, but he’d annex my flat.


If you're having Putin over I'll be sending some pleasant gentlemen to discuss the return of Robert Kraft's Superbowl ring. Please stay out of the basement and ignore any panicked screams in Russian or the sounds of power tools in use. If I don't get the ring back I owe you a rug and the cleaners will be over before 11pm.

If Russia asks, we'll tell them he's looking for the ring. Odds are the gangsters won't notice since a missing boss is just a career advancement opportunity.


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30 Jun 2020, 9:37 am

The ring lol.Better hide the jewelry from Putin.


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30 Jun 2020, 10:42 am

I'd choose Trump for dinner. I like all the work that he's doing to stand up for life issues. Him and I have the same values as far as life issues are concerned. He's also followed through on his promises.


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30 Jun 2020, 10:43 am

I also wish that Canada had a Trump. I think that Trudeau is a sheep and a pot head.


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30 Jun 2020, 11:24 am

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I also wish that Canada had a Trump. I think that Trudeau is a sheep and a pot head.


I'm grateful Canadian voters didn't look at America's disaster and say 'Buddy, hold my beer eh?'
It's a rare moment where our largely undeserved sense of superiority might have been warranted. America's become an international joke and Donald Trump and his base continue to be the punchline.


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30 Jun 2020, 11:37 am

The_Walrus wrote:
Trump would be a terrible dinner guest but once I kicked him out I’d just have to worry about a few Tweets.

Putin would be cordially polite and superficially pleasant, but he’d annex my flat.

This topic is about cannibalism.

Trump has way more meat than Putin.


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30 Jun 2020, 11:41 am

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Trump has got way more meat on him than Putin. :)


Lock the thread, TRL wins. :lol:


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30 Jun 2020, 11:43 am

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TheRobotLives wrote:
Trump has got way more meat on him than Putin. :)


Lock the thread, TRL wins. :lol:


It reminds me of a tv show when aliens said they want to "Serve Man"

that meant TO SERVE MAN ON A DINNER PLATE
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30 Jun 2020, 11:48 am

The_Walrus wrote:
Trump would be a terrible dinner guest but once I kicked him out I’d just have to worry about a few Tweets.

Putin would be cordially polite and superficially pleasant, but he’d annex my flat.


Like comparing a toddler in high chair to a James Bond villain.

Trump would throw a tantrum, get his happy meal all over his chest, and then storm off to his room to send nasty tweets about you.

Putin would be "cordial, polite, charming, pleasant, cultured, witty, urbane, and...would have you poised to death!"
:lol:



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30 Jun 2020, 11:49 am

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funeralxempire wrote:
TheRobotLives wrote:
Trump has got way more meat on him than Putin. :)


Lock the thread, TRL wins. :lol:


It reminds me of a tv show when aliens said they want to "Serve Man"

that meant TO SERVE MAN ON A DINNER PLATE
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Also the source of the title for one of my favourite death metal albums...



\m/ :twisted: \m/


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