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30 May 2008, 11:12 am

Wait - Satan? I thought I was voting for Santa.

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30 May 2008, 2:19 pm

Ragtime wrote:

Well, it's good to clearly see who people would vote for if Satan was running against Bush for president.
That can't actually happen, of course, but as I said, I just wanted to see how insane everyone really was on here.
Bush is a generally well-meaning guy, but you'd rather have Satan leading the country.

I guess I have my answer!

Now, it's time to ask: How many of you would like to go to Hell? I'm seriously asking, and wondering.
Because for all the bitching that some of you do against Christianity, I'm sure there are some here
who, in their insanity, are actually glad to be on their way to Hell, and thus have no argument with
Jesus' pronouncement that those who reject Him will go to Hell.

"And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned." (Mark 16:15-16)

So, let's hear from people!

sign me up
take me down that highway ! !

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30 May 2008, 2:22 pm

*guitar solo*

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30 May 2008, 4:18 pm

Ragtime wrote:

skafather84 wrote:

Ragtime wrote:

I'm an Aspie; if people indicate to me that they like Satan, I'm likely to take that literally, and believe them.

wow....you're pulling out the "i'm an aspie" card? really??

I'm actually saying I believe you guys. And I do.
In the above, I'm simply communicating that fact.

you pick and choose what you want to believe.

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03 Jun 2008, 4:25 am

Ah Raggy, Raggy, Raggy - how can you really be sure where any of us are going to go? Not all the bible was meant to be taken literally. Since none of us really know what hell is like, if it even exists (which I very much doubt) - how can we make any kind of informed decision about it?

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04 Jun 2008, 9:00 am

Ragtime wrote:

skafather84 wrote:

Ragtime wrote:

your delusions are pathetic.

Yours would be funny if they weren't so deadly serious.

This puts Christians like me in a dilemma, because I'm supposed to care about you guys,
but what's the practical point of caring about you if you seem to love Satan and seem totally committed to him?

Nope, this puts Christians like you in the f*****g loony-bin where they belong. Haven't you learnt yet that everyone is tired of your pathetic little game?

Maybe we should start up a poll saying 'Should Ragtime be cast as R P MacMurphy in a remake of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest'?

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04 Jun 2008, 9:10 am

This is a crazy choice...I mean Bush has been pretty evil from the start. He could be the earthly figure known as satan who pretends to be a good Christian.

Other than that, well................

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04 Jun 2008, 9:20 am

Maybe Ragtime should have included himself in the poll; would have made the choice a lot easier. The other 2 would have tied 50-50.

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04 Jun 2008, 8:27 pm

This guy:

As he's mostly a myth. GWB has led our country straight into the toilet in the nearly 8 years he and his inept, morally bankrupt cabal have been in office.

FWIW, I'm not a practicing Satanist, however they say a lot of things that I happen to agree with.

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04 Jun 2008, 9:10 pm

Satan, because as they say, better the devil you know, than the one you don't.

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04 Jun 2008, 9:36 pm

Ragtime, you can't honestly expect serious responses to these kinds of crap polls. At this point, you're just trolling and acting like an arrogant jerk.

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04 Jun 2008, 10:45 pm

And us poor Billy goats gruff keep feeding him...... Ah well, we can always hope he'll choke on one of his feeds........

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04 Jun 2008, 10:48 pm

Orwell wrote:

Ragtime, you can't honestly expect serious responses to these kinds of crap polls. At this point, you're just trolling and acting like an arrogant jerk.

lol, but it's still amusing to watch all this though.

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05 Jun 2008, 9:21 am

The_Chosen_One wrote:

Not all the bible was meant to be taken literally. Since none of us really know what hell is like, if it even exists (which I very much doubt) - how can we make any kind of informed decision about it?

I cannot vote.

Yes, not all of it is to be taken literal. There are alot of non literal refrences. I know what continue-ous evil is. It's very distructive. At least it was for me. That's not hell I'm thinking of though. I look at 'hell' differently. I call it the Such. Lol. Not a torture chamber with gear. We can do that by ourselves. Just the... uhm.. hmm.. *can't explain sorry* No wording fits what I think. hahah..

:lol:

This thread made me giggle a little.

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05 Jun 2008, 10:28 am

And what if it's a totally hot female Satan like from the movie Bedazzled? That would change everything.

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05 Jun 2008, 11:47 am

Ragtime wrote:

You don't desire a forum; you desire a pulpit. You derive satisfaction from biased questions (much along the lines of "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?") that provide you with supposed basis to pass judgment on others. You might want to review that section on judgment, by the way... seems to me your friend frowns upon those who do so in his place. Live your faith, and if you must 'provide witness' as has been suggested in other threads (not necessarily by you), then do so by asking questions of those interested, those drawn to your faith by the way you live it.

Your comment on Bush made me laugh; he's an incompetent leader, inept manipulator, word-bungling liar... I could go on in my opinion, but to say he is well-intentioned is like saying Charlie Manson wanted to make friends. Eeesh. At least with Satan I could read the novel first and anticipate the agenda.

Seeing as I do not believe in Hell, the question is moot and akin to asking how many people want to spend/waste their their mortal lives in worship of a myth. While I do not mean to offend, I do mean to make you question and delve deeper. So far, everything has been supported with superficial arguments at best.

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