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It definitely would be cool if the tails were like beaver tails and could radiate heat in hot weather like the ears on the African elephant. If they were large enough and could be protected by the proper garment they could wrap underneath and be used as a downhill sled in snowy weather. If they were really large they could form an airfoil so humans could fly but that might be cumbersome going in and out of doorways. All in all. I am more or less happy to be without one.

What if humans had marsupial pouches? What would the world be like then?

Anybody can make intelligent humans using unlimited fantasy powers and a top hat full of rabbits, mice, white pigeons, and perhaps a pair of humans. It takes a real interesting process to create intelligent life from raw volcanic ash mixed with water and energized by sunlight with no doodling with miracles. I find that much more fascinating but I guess it's a matter of taste.

Pfft, my creation story:

In the beginning of the world, there was an all powerful skunk named Skunk. However, Skunk was bored so he made the moon. On the moon he put magical things, like trains and video game consoles. Sure, Skunk had lots of fun, but he was lonely. So, based off a character in one of his video games, he created a male human in that image. His name was Mario. After reviewing the success of Mario, he decided to add Samus as the first human female. Then Skunk got a call from his brother and told Mario and Samus he'd be gone for a few hours and not to touch the moon. However, Mario and Samus lived on the moon, making it hard not to touch it at all. Mario then boldly assumed he was joking and told Samus they should continue to walk on the moon. When Skunk got back, he was so annoyed at them for not following his orders that he ate Mario and sent Samus on an empty planet named Earth to die of starvation and loneliness. Unfortunately for Skunk, he forgot the Earth had water and food to eat. Samus, being pregnant, then gave birth to Luigi. Then for millennia, lots of inter-breeding went on until we arrive at this day.

Wait! Then why do we have Aspies and Auties? Oh yeah I forgot about that part, since they clearly aren't human and wouldn't fit in that category.

Anyways, Skunk got even more bored so he made an anti-social ape named Cow Horse Paul. Cow Horse Paul then got bored and jumped off the moon one day and landed on the Earth. After mating with the humans, Aspies and Auties were produced. And there's your answer.

[quote="Orwell"
Even when I called for exterminating amputees, I received indignant responses filled with righteous fury. But AG has done it. Something so absurd that no one, not even any of the Aspies here, was naive enough not to realize it was in jest.[/quote]

Yeah I was part of that, I just checked the thread, Atomsk has removed his flame and replaced it with 'I got trolled'