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If God asked you to become the Anti-Christ what would you say?
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05 Mar 2006, 12:28 pm

If God asked me to become the anti Christ i would try to remember to laugh :lol: and see the joke :wink: .



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06 Mar 2006, 12:17 am

I would ask, "Please, Lord, can't I come back as Kevv729?"


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06 Mar 2006, 2:10 pm

Bland wrote:
I would ask, "Please, Lord, can't I come back as Kevv729?"


Do you want a clone Kev?


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07 Mar 2006, 1:05 am

What would I do with a clone Kevv729??? :roll:


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07 Mar 2006, 1:50 am

Okay, i might be stating the obvious here, but i will anyway.

I suspect that theoretically god probably asked lucifer to be the sign of evil. Or something like that. Or asked the snake to tempt eve. And both the snake and lucifer would know that in this request, they could never reveal that it was a request by god so that god appeared pure and good. So they must forever be shunned as evil, and god never look upon them again to put up an act for man to see. It is their duty to be the villians. Their duty to god.

If i was asked to be the anti-christ by god, i would have to walk in the shadows for all of eternity, hated by all, just to put on an act for man. A very heavy duty. Which is why I would be honored that god would have that much trust and confidence in my ability to do it. I graciously accept.


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08 Mar 2006, 7:41 pm

Sorry to say Bland, God broke the mold when it comes to kevv729.

Sorry to say Mithrandir, no clones allowed either.


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22 Apr 2006, 2:47 pm

In reply to suggestions that God would not ask this kind of thing, did he not, in the OT, ask Abraham so sacrifice his son, Isaac?

Btw, can you answer 'yes', and not end up in Hell? Surely answering yes is the ultimate act of faith?



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25 Apr 2006, 1:15 am

wvoelcker wrote:
In reply to suggestions that God would not ask this kind of thing, did he not, in the OT, ask Abraham so sacrifice his son, Isaac?

Btw, can you answer 'yes', and not end up in Hell? Surely answering yes is the ultimate act of faith?


Only one word suffices to that: Amen.

I have recently heard that we unearthed a gospel of Judas.
Now that is a case of someone who had guts.
Betrayer or not, that act must have ripped the insides out of the guy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gospel_of_Judas


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25 Apr 2006, 4:51 am

Which god?



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25 Apr 2006, 4:54 am

CRB wrote:
It is a stupid question, because God would not ask anyone to be the Anti-Christ. Only Satan would do that.


According to the Bible, God creates Evil, and Satan is nothing more than His Quality Control department.

The idea that Satan is some independent god of evil is an invention of Christian tradition, rather than of the Bible.



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04 May 2006, 2:00 pm

What's with people saying that it wouldn't be God asking, but Satan instead? No. Go read the question again. It very clearly says that God is the one asking the question. If Mithrandir had wanted to know the answer to the question "If a powerful extradimensional entity asked you to become the Anti-Christ, and you thought it was God but maybe it's Satan or "Bob" or someone else, then what would you say?" then he would've asked that. Stop wussing out and answer the question that was asked, people! Or start your own stinkin' poll.

As for me, I answered "Yes," because, well, I figure I'd make a pretty nice Anti-Christ. And I'd probably goof everything up, get LaVey followers fleeing the CoS in packs and what-not. That'd be for the best, right? What, like God would ask someone competent to become the Anti-Christ?


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18 May 2006, 6:41 pm

jellynail wrote:
What's with people saying that it wouldn't be God asking, but Satan instead? No. Go read the question again. It very clearly says that God is the one asking the question. If Mithrandir had wanted to know the answer to the question "If a powerful extradimensional entity asked you to become the Anti-Christ, and you thought it was God but maybe it's Satan or "Bob" or someone else, then what would you say?" then he would've asked that. Stop wussing out and answer the question that was asked, people! Or start your own stinkin' poll.

As for me, I answered "Yes," because, well, I figure I'd make a pretty nice Anti-Christ. And I'd probably goof everything up, get LaVey followers fleeing the CoS in packs and what-not. That'd be for the best, right? What, like God would ask someone competent to become the Anti-Christ?


Dont be so hard on yourself, I think you will be a great antichrist.
Are you thinking a bunch of people talking philosophy all the time?
Sure beats killing people, sometimes.


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19 May 2006, 10:26 am

Mithrandir wrote:
Dont be so hard on yourself, I think you will be a great antichrist....

How so?

8O OMG you said "will," not "would!" Does this mean I get the job? :twisted:


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