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03 Feb 2009, 10:15 am

Orwell wrote:

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God: "I refuse to prove that I exist, for proof denies faith and without faith I am nothing"

Fnord "But the bus ad is a dead give way, it proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."

God "Oh dear, I hadn't thought of that"

Douglas Adams is the man.

You forgot the part about God vanishing in a puff of logic. :lol:

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03 Feb 2009, 10:20 am

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Fnord wrote:

It was obviously "photoshopped" onto the side of the bus's image - not that I'm complaining! It's nice to know that I have another fan! :lol:

Actually, no. Take a look here: http://www.atheistbus.org.uk/bus-photos/

The sixth photo is fake, they took TallyMan's photo, somehow made it higher quality then changed the text to match that of the other buses. Bastards.

Sneaky these atheists taking my photo and photoshopping it like that :lol:

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03 Feb 2009, 1:22 pm

I think I need to explain my posting of page no. 1: I just saw the picture and it reminded to the well known campaign in London and I did not took any attention regarding the actual wording at the picture, so I misinterpreted it as a joke about god's action leading to nearby total standstill in London yesterday, caused by a few cm of snow.

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03 Feb 2009, 2:10 pm

The wrath of God? topic

God is amused. :lol: S'no joke!

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06 Feb 2009, 10:48 am

TallyMan wrote:

Looks like God doesn't like the atheist bus advert campaign.

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06 Feb 2009, 10:55 am

Dussel wrote:

I heard the entire London metro area has not a single snowplow. Is that true?

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06 Feb 2009, 12:36 pm

slowmutant wrote:

We've been annoying God -or displeasing Him- for some time now. How else to explain all the fires, floods, earthquakes, hurricanes, famines, plagues etc.? All these natural disasters are proportional to how much sin and evil exists in the world today.

Ok, so we have:

- All natural disasters, and presumably the people/lives/events disrupted by them, are God's way of saying "I don't approve."

- Conservatives urged people to pray for rain during Barack Obama's opening speech for the Democratic National Convention (presumably because this is more important than praying for an end to poverty or child slave labor).

- God responded with beautiful weather for Obama's speech, but sent Hurricane Gustav to draw attention away from and disrupt the Republican National Convention.

- Therefore, God is saying Conservatives have it all wrong and Liberals have it all right.

OR...

Is Fnord God? I challenge someone to prove otherwise.

- Jo: all praise to the one true Fnord!

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06 Feb 2009, 12:43 pm

slowmutant wrote:

Dussel wrote:

I heard the entire London metro area has not a single snowplow. Is that true?

15 cm snow - and the same game like almost every year: Everybody is surprised that in a north-western country in Europe snow can happen.

If you listen to British media: It was a horrible blizzard, never heard of in human history before.

My eye-witness impression: Just normal winter weather.

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06 Feb 2009, 12:44 pm

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Is Fnord God? I challenge someone to prove otherwise.

Fnord has repeatredly expressed frustration at having missing limbs. If he were God, don't you think he would used his omnipotence to regenerated them by now? Or perhaps Almighty Fnord chooses not to, for some reason beyond our mortal comprehension ...

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06 Feb 2009, 12:46 pm

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My eye-witness impression: Just normal winter weather.

Evidently it was more than just normal winter weather.[quote]

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06 Feb 2009, 12:55 pm

slowmutant wrote:

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Is Fnord God? I challenge someone to prove otherwise.

that was primitive beyond comprehension

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06 Feb 2009, 12:56 pm

slowmutant wrote:

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Is Fnord God? I challenge someone to prove otherwise.

For the same reason that the Almighty, Omnipotent, whatever chooses to not save a rape victim, or people in a burning building, or talks to Pat Robertson instead of feeding hungry children.

"Because it works in mysterious ways."

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06 Feb 2009, 1:23 pm

JoJerome wrote:

slowmutant wrote:

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Is Fnord God? I challenge someone to prove otherwise.

Works for me.

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06 Feb 2009, 1:45 pm

slowmutant wrote:

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My eye-witness impression: Just normal winter weather.

Evidently it was more than just normal winter weather.

It was normal winter weather and it was the "normal" reaction in this country. A few years ago there was also a little bit of snow fall and I cycled to the office and saw to my biggest surprise that the office was closed - "Due to severe weather conditions".

Anything below one meter of snow overnight is no excuse - at least not in the northern parts of Europe.

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06 Feb 2009, 2:16 pm

Our Fnord, who art in Heaven...topic

And he is here too. And on the AS spectrum? To some extent? Or at least understanding!

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07 Feb 2009, 12:10 pm

slowmutant wrote:

lol but I thought that God should be perfect and shouldn't lose his temper like that, or he's not?

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