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14 Mar 2020, 8:44 am

Bernie: 'We Must Seize The Means Of Toilet Paper Production'

BURLINGTON, VT—In a video message recorded from one of his many, many houses, Bernie Sanders has called on the workers of the world to unite and seize the means of toilet paper production.

Being a well-known communist, Sanders criticized the free market for having so much prosperity and toilet paper that people could run out and purchase hundreds of rolls they don't even need on a whim. "1% of the people now own 99% of the toilet paper. Under a socialist system, each person would get an equal amount, which would probably be two or three squares."

https://babylonbee.com/news/bernie-we-m ... production

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15 Mar 2020, 10:16 pm

Darmok wrote:

Day 9: Zombies falling victim to wave of hate crime. MSNBC: Is America racist against Zombies?
Day 10: Government institutes mandatory Zombie awareness classes for entire population.

Fixed that for ya.

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15 Mar 2020, 10:34 pm