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Yes, Fox is not the club who are fooling the public oppinion with there propaganda factory.
Here whe have the Televaag and the PVVolkskrant.

https://babylonbee.com/news/23-of-galax ... me-emperor

23% Of Galaxy Believes They Are More Unified Since Palpatine Became Emperor



CORUSCANT—100 days after Chancellor Palpatine survived an attack that left him scarred and deformed, yet with a stronger resolve to form a new empire, many are wondering if galactic citizens feel more unified than they did before. In response, a new ABC News poll revealed that 23% percent of the Galaxy believes they are more unified since Palpatine became Emperor.

"Wow, 23%! That's a great number! Way more than 22%!" said an ABC reporter. "Not only that, but an overwhelming 87% of that 23% give Palpatine credit for our great unity! Good job, Emperor Palpatine!"

“Emperor Palpatine has brought order and stability to a galaxy at war with itself,” said Grand Moff Tarkin. “Now as this poll so clearly indicates, we have all been unified by Palpatine’s leadership. All can rest easy with Stormtroopers on every street and Star Destroyers flying above.”

Some galactic citizens brought up the fact that the poll showed 28% of the galaxy thinks they are less unified since Palpatine took office, which is more than 23%. Also, an overwhelming 48% thought nothing had changed. Those citizens were then sent to the spice mines of Kessel.

"That doesn't matter, because an overwhelming majority of those people are racist nerf herders who live on Alderaan anyway," said ABC. "Our Emperor assures us they will be dealt with."

ABC is now investigating baseless conspiracy theories being spread on social media that the Emperor's right-hand man killed younglings at the Jedi Temple.

Vrijheid . . .

CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism



WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to anonymous sources, the CIA has replaced enhanced interrogation techniques such as waterboarding with something even more torturous and effective: 12-hour academic lectures on intersectional feminism.

"Waterboarding has been shown to be very effective," said the anonymous source. "But that's been replaced now. Now we just pop in a tape of Robin DiAngelo, Stacey Abrams, or Joy Behar. Sometimes we'll really ramp things up and make them watch Coca-Cola's diversity training on a 12-hour loop."

Terror suspects will be subjected to lengthy lectures about cis-male privilege, heteronormative patriarchy, and microaggressive mansplaining. Sources say these lectures are 1,282% more effective than regular old waterboarding.

Critics have criticized the new interrogation method, saying that such cruel torture should be limited only to American universities.

#CorbynWasRight

^^^TELL IT!

This.

The only thing in the pre pandemic world that I miss is those salad bars in grocery stores. The "sneeze guards" were no longer enough, so they took the self serve salad bars all away. You used to be able to load up on a variety of food and make a custom lunch. Now you have to go drive in lines at fast burger places to get lunch.

Everything else in my life is pretty much the same as before.