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Fake socialist Starmer.

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Kim Jong Un Attends Ivy League University To Learn New Brainwashing Techniques



NEW YORK, NY—According to sources, beloved North Korean tyrant and lover of doughnuts Kim Jong Un is now attending Columbia University, a prestigious Ivy League school, to learn new brainwashing techniques for his regime.

"I thought I knew all there was to know about communist indoctrination, but I was wrong," said the ruthless dictator to reporters after sitting through a 2-hour lecture on why fidget spinners are a remnant of Western patriarchal oppression. "Your American college professors have this down to an art!"

Kim Jong Un then waddled over to the food court for all-you-can-eat frozen yogurt, whistling a merry tune as he went.

According to experts, Ivy League schools in America boast the world's finest anti-Western propaganda and brainwashing techniques. The North Korean dictator expressed hope that his newfound knowledge would help him make his citizens more robotically obedient.

"We still have our troublemakers, but with these Ivy League techniques, I'll have them eating out of my hand in no time!" he said.

The murderous leader of North Korea plans to go back to his home country and start his own Ivy League school: Kim Jong UNiversity.

It's true.

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Planned Parenthood Celebrates As They Approach Their 10th Holocaust



NEW YORK—Planned Parenthood is celebrating its tenth holocaust this week after numbers revealed over 60 million people have now been eliminated from the gene pool through the work of dedicated abortionists.

"We are so proud of this incredible achievement," said Planned Parenthood CEO Iris E. Harvey. "Since our inception, we have been dedicated to weeding out unfit and inferior populations through population control and eugenics. Hitler was killed after only one holocaust, but we are proud to have continued his important work for 10 additional holocausts! Here's hoping for 10 more!"

Hitler's ghost also released a statement from the fires of hell, saying: "I'm proud to have so many dedicated Nazi stormtroopers continuing my important work. I also greatly admire Planned Parenthood's ability to turn an additional profit by chopping up their victims and selling their body parts to researchers while maintaining strong public relations. Genius!"

Planned Parenthood announced plans to celebrate the momentous occasion by offering discounted abortions to poor people, minorities, disabled people, and anyone else who "needs to be weeded out."

"You guys are rock stars," said a beaming Hitler.

https://babylonbee.com/news/youll-never ... -january-6

'You'll Never Beat The Government With Just Guns,' Says Party That Also Believes Government Was Almost Toppled By Unarmed Mob On January 6

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Erewhon you might translate the non-English jokes, though that last one doesn't appear to be a joke or funny at all. "Hate is not an opinion" - unless it is some German humour I am not getting.

@ Magz
@ Cornflake

Are serious cartoons/gifs/pictures/videos forbidden or allowed in this thread?

Well, the thread title is "PPR GIFs, cartoons, jokes, funny pictures, etc." so the emphasis should be on those.
Some of the quotes and videos posted recently take far too long to make their point, and that point is sometimes more thoughtful than humorous or just makes a point without being really funny about it.
It would be nice to get back to the more immediate humor of GIFs and cartoons as posted near the start of this thread (allowing for the now broken earlier forum software bug corrections and dead links ).