PPR GIFs, cartoons, jokes, funny pictures, etc.

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Thanks for the clear answer. Funny images/cartoons for PPR subjects i find that difficult, the most in this thread are not funny at all for me. To separate the 'funny' images/cartoons from the serious images/cartoons i will start a new thread especially for the serious images/cartoons.

My Hero Charles Darwin with his 3 day old new born baby.

^^^"Quand au monte au cocotier il faut avoir le cul propre." ("when climbing the coconut tree you have to have a clean ass.") -french expression meaning (roughly) "mind the public appearance of propriety.."

i like that one, it is a keeper

^^ haha,
i found the; "one week of monkeying around to save the regime/ government" most relevant

so that is a critique or satire of Macron?

i think it came from the 'hollande' area
or not?

sarko-cocaine-one
« Air cocaïne » : Sarkozy dénonce la géolocalisation de son téléphone par la justice
L’ancien président s’insurge contre la pratique de la juge chargée de l’enquête. « Qu’imagine-t-on ? Que j’étais à Punta Cana sur 700 kg de cocaïne ? »
same old cia; weapons and drugs
Drug Trafficking and the Crisis in Mali - ISS Africa
Authorities in Mali have arrested four people after an aircraft loaded with 10 tonnes of cocaine crashed in the country in 2009, a source close to the probe said on Thursday.


Macron ? more macaroni


all in the best possible taste ofcourse

that's really fashist creepy, but fashion was always complicit with fascists
(and that name/ what's in a name?)

too much answerring kills the fun
otoh
every joke is serious and everything serious a joke

^^^sarkozy then. and holland. but macron's wife seriously is a beautiful woman

Two Soviet women are at the back of a bread line. One says to the other "this bread line is so long." The other replies "you should consider yourself lucky. I've heard in the capitalist countries they don't even have bread lines."

old sovietski joke-
Q- Shto eto ess-ess-ess-air? [what is CCCP/USSR?]
A- Eto sakhar stoit sto rubley. [this sugar costs 100 rubles]
ha ha.

another old sovietski joke-
hapless russian bureaucrat's heart attack stopped his suffering, he finds himself in hereafter face to face with soviet devil, who tells him he has choice between capitalist hell and communist hell. bureaucrat asks what is difference? soviet devil tells him that in capitalist hell, a nail will be driven into butt every day of month, but this does not happen in soviet hell.
clueless bureaucrat happily says, "I take communist hell then!" soviet devil smiles, walks away but turns back and says, "i neglected to mention, in communist hell it is true that nail will not be driven into your butt every day, BUTT- in last day of month of 30 days, all 30 nails will be driven into your butt! haha!!"

LOL!

More Soviet jokes:

An American dog, a Polish dog and a Soviet dog sit together.
The American dog says “In my country if you bark long enough, you will be heard and given some meat”.
The Polish dog replies “What is ‘meat’?”
The Soviet dog says “What is ‘bark’?”


A man was jailed 15 years for calling Joseph Stalin a fathead. One year for sedition, 14 years for revealing a state secret


A commissar was visiting a Soviet potato farm. The party official asks a farmer how things are going, and the farmer replies that the harvest is so bountiful that the potatoes would reach the ''foot of God'' if piled on top of one another.
''But this is the Soviet Union,'' says the commissar, ''there is no God here.''
The farmer replies, ''That's all right, there are no potatoes, either.''


What are the four things wrong with Soviet agriculture? Spring, summer, winter and fall.


What is the definition of a Communist? Someone who has read the works of Marx and Lenin.
What is the definition of an anti-Communist? Someone who understands the works of Marx and Lenin.

The regional KGB headquarters in Arkhangelsk suffered a major fire and was almost completely destroyed. Shortly after, a man called looking for help.
“I’m sorry, we can’t do anything,” said the receptionist. “The KGB has burnt down.”
Five minutes later, the receptionist received another call. “I’m sorry, we can’t help. The KGB has burnt down.”
Another five minutes passed, and the phone rang again. The receptionist recognised the voice as the man who’d twice called previously.
“Why do you keep calling? I told you that the KGB has burnt down.”
“I know. I just like hearing it.”


A man walks into a shop. He asks the clerk, “You don’t have any meat?”
The clerk says, “No, here we don’t have any fish. The shop that doesn’t have any meat is across the street.”


A worker standing in a liquor line says: “I have had enough, save my place, I am going to shoot Gorbachev.”
Two hours later he returns to claim his place in line. His friends ask, “Did you get him?”
“No, the line there was even longer than the line here.”


A man is driving with his wife and small child. A militia man pulls them over and makes the man take a breathalyzer test.
“See,” the militia man says, “you are drunk.”
The man protests that the breathalyzer must be broken and invites the cop to test his wife. She also registers as drunk. Exasperated, the man invites the cop to test his child. When the child registers drunk as well, the cop shrugs, says, “Yes, perhaps it is broken,” and sends them on their way.
Out of earshot the man tells his wife, “See, I told you it wouldn’t hurt to give the kid a couple shots of vodka.”