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* spits drink across room * PMSL ^

Now I'm worried if it's not clear I was referring to the guy in the image being the same as in Fnord's avatar.
So, I am and it is.

Aaand that's another joke explained to death.

Are you sure that's not Fnord?

Fnord actually being Hide the Pain Harold would be the best thing ever.

Well, if a person is going to use a publicly sourced photograph of (presumably) another person than themselves, they should be aware that the image is accessible to others and may not always be presented in ways that they appreciate\approve of...

The first time i saw the avatar from Fnord i did think that the person on the avatar was Fnord

I know this sounds highly weird... but after watching this tribute video to Cersei Lannister from Game of Thrones I can imagine so much of Cersei's dialogue coming out of Donald Trump's mouth. With the same ominous music playing in the background.



Donald Trump as a little boy goes to visit a fortune teller...

Trump: "Tell me my future? I want to grow up to be a famous celebrity. When will my career take off?"

Fortune Teller: "You'll never become a famous celebrity, you'll become an infamous president."

Trump: "So I WILL be president?"

Fortune Teller: "Oh yes, you will be president... for a time. Then comes another, older, and more senile. To cast you down and take all you hold dear!"


For Team Trump!

Trump Supporters Chanting: "Make America Great Again!! !"

Mike Pence: "This is America's President, Donald Trump."

Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un: "Mr. President."

Donald Trump to his children: "We dont need to make formal alliances with people we trust."

Ivanka: "So who CAN we trust?"

Trump: "Ourselves alone."

Nancy Pelosi smirking at Trump

Pelosi: "You may be facing an alarming number of impeachments soons."

After Trump loses the 2020 election.

Biden to Trump: "What's the proper way to address you now? Is it 'Former President Trump'?"

Pelosi to Trump: "Biden is the President, you are NOT the president!"

Trump to Biden: "If you ever call me 'Former President' again I'll have you strangled in your sleep."

Pentagon General: "Every time we deal with an enemy"

Trump: "Show those libs no mercy!"

Pentagon General: "We create two more."

Trump: "Then I suppose it'll go on for quite a long time."

Obama to Trump: "The Democrats dont distrust you because you're a Republican, They distrust you because you are NOT as smart as you think you are!"

Trump: "I AM THE PRESIDENT!! !"

Trump to Obama: "We're all being shipped off to hell together."

Obama: "On a boat YOU built!"

Nancy Pelosi: "The Qanon rules this country, because of you."

Joe Biden to Trump: "Lies comes easily to you, but a decency and concern? You aren't very good at those I'm afraid."

Nancy Pelosi: "Our two political parties face collapse because of you!"

Trump: "I was taught to destroy my enemies."

Nancy: "We're surrounded by enemies, thousands of them. You're going to kill them all by yourself?"

Trump Junior: "So you agree Dad? The Democrats ARE our enemies?"

Trump: "Everyone who isn't us is an enemy!"

Capitol Police to Trump and his rally at January 6th: "Order your people to step aside or there will be violence."

Trump: "...I choose violence."

Violence erupts in D.C.

Trump: "Show them what the Trumps are! What we do to our enemies!"

Trump: "I eat cheeseburgers because they taste good. I beat my wife because it feels good to take my anger out on her. I f**k pornstars and prostitutes because it feels good. I tear my own country in half over a deadly pandemic..."

Trump to Putin: "Power IS Power"

Trump: "Because it feels good to watch it burn!"

CNN to Trump: "Shame!"

FOX News to CNN: "Shame!"

Trump: "The Trumps NEVER pay their debts!"

I also believe that Trump has a soft spot for his children just like Cersei did.

Trump: "If it weren't for my children, I would have thrown myself from the highest window of Trump Tower. They're the reason I'm alive."

Trump in regards to his oldest psychotic son Donald Trump Junior: "You never love anything in the world the way you do your first child. It doesn't matter what they do."

Trump in regards to his daughters Ivanka and Tiffany: "Love no other woman but your daughters. On that front a father has no choice."

Trump in regards to his youngest son Barron: "He was good... he was nothing like me, or the rest of my kids. I thought if I could make something so good... maybe I'm not a monster?"

Joe Biden: "We fathers do what we can to keep our sons out of trouble. They do seem to yearn for it."

Trump in regards to Barron being bullied at school: "I will burn their school to the ground if they've touched him!!"

Trump transports Barron to a new private school and talks to the headmaster

Trump: "I want to believe he's happier here."

Headmaster: "You have my word. We don't hurt little boys in my school."

Trump thinks of his own childhood and father.

Trump: "Everywhere in the world they hurt little boys."

Trump was a bully when he went to school.

Not that I'm defending Trump, but it's a well known fact that victimizers often start off as victims themselves, and according to his neice Mary there were issues in the family related to Trump's father that she believes led to Trump turning out the way he did.

If I thought of making this joke first, I'd say something more along the lines of:

"Hello, I'm from the American Government. Things in our country are going... err... 'fine' overall. Texas is fine, half of California is fine, Louisiana, Florida, Massachusetts, New York, Washington, Oregon, even Canada is on f*****g fire I mean.... um, 'fine'."

I found his avatar on the internet historians Youtube channel a couple of years ago though I do have the feeling he looks very similar with the same smirk while he types on the keyboard giving a full broadside to some hapless OP.