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please dont wake me 
I am very busy
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Context for this:
https://soundcloud.com/john-bradley-298 ... thing-ever
I hate the world tonight
Shelley said that I was wrong, but I was right
Tried to tell you but you seem to think that
Maybe I said something incorrect
I say you project
Don’t hallucinate
If you think I’m wrong I’ll just equivocate
I can understand how you’d be so confused
I don’t envy you
I’m a prophet and an oracle of perfect persuasion
You’re a b***h
You’re a c**t
You’re cognitive dissonant
You’re a nasty human stain
And you should be ashamed
You’re a total narcissist
You f*****g piece of s**t
And so you’d better shut up, go the hell away
Don’t you know who I am?
This may mean you’ll have to try to understand
Rest assured that when you think I contradict
Half the things that I predict
Tomorrow they will change, yesterday’s won’t mean a thing
You’re a b***h
You’re a c**t
You’re a mental m***et runt
You’re disgusting you’re insane
And you should be ashamed
I’m a master hypnotist
You f*****g piece of s**t
And now you’re banned so you should go the hell away
Just when you think you got me figured out
My reason’s already changing
You should die and I’ll tell you why
Don’t comment at me
You’re a b***h
You’re a c**t
You’re a sick and evil front
You’re so stupid you’re so vain
And you should be ashamed
I’m a master hypnotist
And you’re the narcissist
So shut the f**k up Shelley, go the hell away
I’m a seer, I’m the law
I’m perfect without a flaw
The best thing that ever happened
To you b***h you’re probably fat and
I got you hypnotized
Can’t say I ever lied
You know I’m always right in every single way
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https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-evacu ... a-invades/
Biden Administration Mounts Daring Mission To Evacuate Hunter’s Remaining Cash From Ukraine
UKRAINE—As Russian troops assemble at Ukraine's border ahead of a possible land invasion, President Biden has taken swift action by deploying an elite seal team to evacuate his son Hunter's money.
"At my direction, military operatives infiltrated a bank to evacuate my son's stash of sweet, sweet Burisma cash before Russia murdered everyone. I didn't want to risk that money falling into the wrong hands," said Biden in a statement to congress. "Unfortunately, we haven't been able to evacuate Americans from the country because I put all our resources on this operation. But make no mistake, we will leave no dollar behind."
The four-man squad was dropped into ally territory by a Black Hawk helicopter outfitted for stealth missions. Once on the ground, they covertly asked for directions to the nearest bank and shared an Uber to make the 4-mile journey.
Bank security footage depicts the squad calmly entering the bank and asking for the manager. The squad then assembled in a tiny cubicle to discuss closing the account. In the end, the soldiers strategically left the building with a giant cargo net filled with millions of U.S. dollars.
General Mark Milley called the operation an "unprecedented success" and noted that the "bazillions of dollars" were safely back in the U.S. where they could be used to boost the failing narcotics economy.
At publishing time, Biden's approval rating has dropped another five points.
