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12 Apr 2010, 2:43 am

My cat bites never shed any blood. Some of the scratches, however, did.
Ferrets, on the other hand, don't need to be startled. They just like biting.


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12 Apr 2010, 3:06 am

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12 Apr 2010, 3:24 am

PLA wrote:
My cat bites never shed any blood. Some of the scratches, however, did.
Ferrets, on the other hand, don't need to be startled. They just like biting.


As do pet rabbits. They have razor sharp teeth.



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12 Apr 2010, 3:39 am

Sand wrote:
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Mistreat someone enough and they'll defenestrate you or worse.


As long as you're on the first floor it's no problem.


Its as much about the glass gashing your ass,
as your mass hitting the grass.


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12 Apr 2010, 6:38 am

Fuzzy wrote:
Sand wrote:
iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Mistreat someone enough and they'll defenestrate you or worse.


As long as you're on the first floor it's no problem.


Its as much about the glass gashing your ass,
as your mass hitting the grass.


So your declaration of the elevation of the defenestration operation is no compensation.



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12 Apr 2010, 11:54 am

Sand wrote:
So your declaration of the elevation of the defenestration operation is no compensation.


I think I was pretty clear,
what you want to fear,
is not mere impact on your ear,
it is the spear like shard in your rear.
You will shed quite a tear,
for the wounds are quite severe,
if you emulate a flight engineer,
without protective gear.


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