Which Woman of the Bible Would You Most Like to Know?

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Which Biblical Character would you most like to "know?"
Eve 27%  27%  [ 6 ]
Sarai/Sarah 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Hagar 5%  5%  [ 1 ]
Lot's Daughters 5%  5%  [ 1 ]
Rebecca 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Rachel 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Leah 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Tamar 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Zipporah 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Rahab 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Deborah 9%  9%  [ 2 ]
Delilah 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Ruth 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Michal 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Abigail 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Bathsheba 5%  5%  [ 1 ]
Abishag 5%  5%  [ 1 ]
Esther 14%  14%  [ 3 ]
Mary (mother of Jesus) 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Mary Magdalene 32%  32%  [ 7 ]
Total votes : 22

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31 Jan 2012, 9:10 am

Suppose, however, that you and your wife really wanted a child, but your wife was barren. Suppose further that your wife had a comely and sexy handmaiden, and that your wife offered you her handmaiden to produce a child.

Would knocking up the handmaiden represent a violation of stoic principles?



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31 Jan 2012, 10:42 am

It's funny that so many seem interested in Eve before the fall.

The problem is not that Adam and Eve lacked a concept of sin. They knew what sin was because they were aware of at least ONE sin from the beginning.

The problem is that they lacked an inherent sinful nature. They were capable of committing ONE sin, and thus were able to choose whether their nature was sinful or good. Beyond that, they were otherwise incapable of sinning.

If someone could hypothetically make a move on Eve, she'd probably instinctively turn that person down since that would be one sin she (being good) was unable to commit.

A person who lacks a sinful nature can commit no evil, not even by accident.

I wonder if taking the fruit was itself an evil action and perhaps evil is the result of disobedience and separation from God rather than the cause of it...



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31 Jan 2012, 11:18 am

There are no extant commandments against eating any particular fruits. Different meats, yes. But, no fruits. Back then, she could have roasted a pig and got away with it.

There were, as yet, no laws or commandments against either fornication or adultery. Therefore, there would have been no sin in Eve making the beast with two backs with someone new.

On top of that: until the effect of the fruit kicked in, Adam and Eve didn't see anything wrong with walking around buck naked.



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31 Jan 2012, 1:03 pm

I chose Deborah because God used her in an interesting way, especially for a women. Christians and those who become Christians will be able to meet these people one day. :D Although nothing can compare to meeting Jesus face to face.


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31 Jan 2012, 1:20 pm

Jael. Sister put a tent peg in a dude's head!



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31 Jan 2012, 1:32 pm

pandabear wrote:
Suppose, however, that you and your wife really wanted a child, but your wife was barren. Suppose further that your wife had a comely and sexy handmaiden, and that your wife offered you her handmaiden to produce a child.

Would knocking up the handmaiden represent a violation of stoic principles?


You're referring to Abraham, who went with that idea and Ismael was produced. Yeah, there's a good example to follow....


Anyway though, remember where Jesus talked about divorce and said,

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The Pharisees also came unto him, tempting him, and saying unto him, Is it lawful for a man to put away his wife for every cause? And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female, And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh? Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder. They say unto him, Why did Moses then command to give a writing of divorcement, and to put her away? He saith unto them, Moses because of the hardness of your hearts suffered you to put away your wives: but from the beginning it was not so.
Matthew 19:3-8


So let's continue this: they twain shall be one flesh, so it is only the two - the one male and the one female - and not extra individuals of any sort who are to be married. Monogamy was the original design and it is what should be kept to. Polygamy is a deviation, a perversion, of the original good of marriage. It should not be. You can find loads of examples of people in polygamistic relationships in the Bible, yes, but you can find plenty recorded examples of other sin and deviations from what is nominative also. It does not make such right, it only means you're looking for an excuse to call evil good and to call good evil.



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31 Jan 2012, 2:44 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:
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The Pharisees also came unto him, tempting him, and saying unto him, Is it lawful for a man to put away his wife for every cause? And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female, And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh? Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder. They say unto him, Why did Moses then command to give a writing of divorcement, and to put her away? He saith unto them, Moses because of the hardness of your hearts suffered you to put away your wives: but from the beginning it was not so.
Matthew 19:3-8

Okay. No divorce for Christians.

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So let's continue this: they twain shall be one flesh, so it is only the two - the one male and the one female - and not extra individuals of any sort who are to be married. Monogamy was the original design and it is what should be kept to. Polygamy is a deviation, a perversion, of the original good of marriage. It should not be. You can find loads of examples of people in polygamistic relationships in the Bible, yes, but you can find plenty recorded examples of other sin and deviations from what is nominative also. It does not make such right, it only means you're looking for an excuse to call evil good and to call good evil.

Monogamy wasn't the original design. Monogamy doesn't really get emphasized until Paul, who was a Hellenized Jew. Greeks and Romans tended to practise monogamy, which got absorbed into Christianity. Jews continued to practise polygamy until a millenium ago. One Jewish group in Israel wants to bring back polygamy.

http://www.jpost.com/JewishWorld/Jewish ... ?id=228736



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31 Jan 2012, 2:48 pm

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The Pharisees also came unto him, tempting him, and saying unto him, Is it lawful for a man to put away his wife for every cause? And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female, And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh? Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder. They say unto him, Why did Moses then command to give a writing of divorcement, and to put her away? He saith unto them, Moses because of the hardness of your hearts suffered you to put away your wives: but from the beginning it was not so.
Matthew 19:3-8


It's relevant to more than merely divorce, but to monogamy as well. From the beginning that was the intended design. It's up there if you care to actually read rather than just seek justification for advocating anything contrary to the will of God.



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31 Jan 2012, 3:00 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:
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The Pharisees also came unto him, tempting him, and saying unto him, Is it lawful for a man to put away his wife for every cause? And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female, And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh? Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder. They say unto him, Why did Moses then command to give a writing of divorcement, and to put her away? He saith unto them, Moses because of the hardness of your hearts suffered you to put away your wives: but from the beginning it was not so.
Matthew 19:3-8


It's relevant to more than merely divorce, but to monogamy as well. From the beginning that was the intended design. It's up there if you care to actually read rather than just seek justification for advocating anything contrary to the will of God.


This originates from

Genesis 2 wrote:
And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof. And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man. And Adam said, "This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh."

She shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man. Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh. And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.


Of course I am interested in reading. The passsages don't say that a man cannot have another wife. You're just reading into it what you think is the Will of God. Jesus never personally rebuked anyone for polygamy. And, Jews continued practising polygamy for another thousand years afterwards.



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31 Jan 2012, 3:11 pm

If I were going to take this in the way the title seems to intend: Mary Magdalene, she's likely the most experienced.

pandabear wrote:
I wonder why King Jimmy's translators used the verb "to know" when, from the context, it seems clear that the original meaning was "to shag?" Does the original Hebrew verb have multiple meanings, which include "to know" and "to shag?"

For the purpose of the poll, you may assume either meaning you wish.


Pand, thanks for this thread. You should go get some biblical self-knowledge. :wink:


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31 Jan 2012, 4:07 pm

pandabear wrote:
iamnotaparakeet wrote:
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The Pharisees also came unto him, tempting him, and saying unto him, Is it lawful for a man to put away his wife for every cause? And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female, And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh? Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder. They say unto him, Why did Moses then command to give a writing of divorcement, and to put her away? He saith unto them, Moses because of the hardness of your hearts suffered you to put away your wives: but from the beginning it was not so.
Matthew 19:3-8


It's relevant to more than merely divorce, but to monogamy as well. From the beginning that was the intended design. It's up there if you care to actually read rather than just seek justification for advocating anything contrary to the will of God.


This originates from

Genesis 2 wrote:
And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof. And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man. And Adam said, "This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh."

She shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man. Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh. And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.


Of course I am interested in reading. The passsages don't say that a man cannot have another wife. You're just reading into it what you think is the Will of God. Jesus never personally rebuked anyone for polygamy. And, Jews continued practising polygamy for another thousand years afterwards.


Jesus didn't openly rebuke them, no, nor did God strictly forbid polygamy. However, going by the implication of the initial condition being normative, the way things were in the beginning being the way they should be and the deviations from such a standard being what they shouldn't be, monogamy is normative and polygamy is a perversion of the initial condition. Jesus was specifically referring to divorce using that heuristic, but the same goes for determining that polygamy is wrong.



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31 Jan 2012, 4:20 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

Jesus didn't openly rebuke them, no, nor did God strictly forbid polygamy. However, going by the implication of the initial condition being normative, the way things were in the beginning being the way they should be and the deviations from such a standard being what they shouldn't be, monogamy is normative and polygamy is a perversion of the initial condition. Jesus was specifically referring to divorce using that heuristic, but the same goes for determining that polygamy is wrong.


How so? Your logic seems confused.

Whatever isn't explicitly prohibited is permitted.

That goes for the laws in America, too. You can't be prosecuted for violating a law that doesn't exist.

Judaism was a part of West Asian culture, and polygamy is still normative in many parts of that region of the world. I doubt that the initial condition for our species was monogamy.

Jacob enjoyed a rather happy polygamous marriage. Maybe the key is to marry sisters?



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31 Jan 2012, 4:24 pm

pandabear wrote:
iamnotaparakeet wrote:

Jesus didn't openly rebuke them, no, nor did God strictly forbid polygamy. However, going by the implication of the initial condition being normative, the way things were in the beginning being the way they should be and the deviations from such a standard being what they shouldn't be, monogamy is normative and polygamy is a perversion of the initial condition. Jesus was specifically referring to divorce using that heuristic, but the same goes for determining that polygamy is wrong.


How so? Your logic seems confused.

Whatever isn't explicitly prohibited is permitted.

That goes for the laws in America, too. You can't be prosecuted for violating a law that doesn't exist.

Judaism was a part of West Asian culture, and polygamy is still normative in many parts of that region of the world. I doubt that the initial condition for our species was monogamy.

Jacob enjoyed a rather happy polygamous marriage. Maybe the key is to marry sisters?


I've explained everything I need to explain for you to understand. You want to hear justification for things which are wrong regardless of whatever things you advocate, and such you shall not hear from me.



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31 Jan 2012, 4:35 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:
I've explained everything I need to explain for you to understand. You want to hear justification for things which are wrong regardless of whatever things you advocate, and such you shall not hear from me.


I'm just interested in your logic. Labelling polygamy as "wrong" based upon what you've explained just doesn't hold up to scrutiny.

Are you saying that everyone should live as Adam and Eve did, and any variation is "wrong" based upon being a "perversion of the original condition?"

Jesus never went so far as to lay that claim.

The "original condition" involved incest. Are you now in favour of incest?



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31 Jan 2012, 9:10 pm

Actually, if we are to consider the "initial condition being normative, the way things were in the beginning being the way they should be and the deviations from such a standard being what they shouldn't be", then, like Adam, I should have a woman formed for me from a body part. I hope not a rib--I really like my ribs. Maybe a fingernail clipping.

But, I don't think that I would get along very well with a female clone of myself. I can only imagine that she would come out looking like Godzilla with tits. And, having all of my quirks.



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31 Jan 2012, 9:56 pm

I vote for Eve before the whole eating of the apple.

Thats when she was still naked, right?