Astral Projection/Meditation

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Holy sh**. "I heart huckabee this" "I heart huckabee that" "borrow my tape of I heart Huckabee" "Did you watch I heart Huckabee yet".

My friend lent me a copy of I Heart Huckabee, and last night someone was over and asked me if I'd seen I Heart Huckabee. I'm gonna have to watch it tonight once and for all.

Try manifesting anything in your waking life, be it making a drawing, writing poetry, building something, etc etc. The long, grinding process of bringing it into fruition is like a meditative practice, and you have to keep a certain expectation. As long as you, overall, keep the expectation, of "I'm gonna get this done" while exerting yourself, it'll get done. Self defeating expectations like "this will never get done" will prevent it from happening. The same applies in the dream world, only expectations manifest instantaneously.

Holy sh**. "I heart huckabee this" "I heart huckabee that" "borrow my tape of I heart Huckabee" "Did you watch I heart Huckabee yet".

My friend lent me a copy of I Heart Huckabee, and last night someone was over and asked me if I'd seen I Heart Huckabee. I'm gonna have to watch it tonight once and for all.

I'd suggest try laying in a warm bathtup and using the method abacacus mentioned. Just try to figure out a way of doing it without getting your headphones wet. Maybe just use those ear muffs for shooting ranges. Better yet, get some swimming ear plugs and play some white noise from a stereo away from the tub. Also use the ping pong balls. I think I'm gonna have to try it. I have no experience with sensory deprivation

No one has tried my What's in The Box Challenge.

If you don't, this kitty will cry.

I'll gladly tell you what's in the box as soon as I figure out how to astral project and locate the damn thing.

I once traveled to "Brave New World" utopia.

No one has tried my What's in The Box Challenge.

If you don't, this kitty will cry.

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening ... when what freezes over?

Advocating illegal drugs? There has to be some WP rule against that.

GGPViper beat me to it, but I'll re-iterate...

There is no valid empirical evidence to support any claim for psychic abilities, an astral plane, an ethereal plane, or psionic principles -- these belong to games of the fantasy genre. Testimonials are not evidence. Belief is not evidence. Rumors and assumptions are not evidence. Show me some evidence, please?

What's In The Box?

I have a container. This container holds three common, ordinary objects. The container is located where it can not be disturbed by strangers. The challenge is for any alleged Astral Projectors to locate the box, examine it and its contents, and then report in this thread everything you've learned about the container while in astral form.

This is not a game of "Twenty Questions". I will not provide hints. You must provide a complete and accurate description of the container, its location, and its contents. I will acknowledge only those claims that are completely accurate.

Oh, and check your spelling. If you say "The container is red", and it turns out that the container is actually a newspaper wrapped around its contents, you can not claim to be accurate just because the words "red" and "read" are homonyms.

Of course, I expect the usual excuses to this challenge ...

• "It doesn't work that way" -- Well, the claim is that astral projection allows the practitioner to leave his/her body, travel around at will, and observe object and events in remote locations as if they were physically present.
  
• "I don't know where to project" -- Concentrate on my avatar; it features prominently in the location where the container is hidden. If intent is any guide, then you should find the location right away.
  
• "You're blocking my attempts" -- Wrong. I doubt. I do not prevent. It's up to you to either prove your claims or admit that you can not.
  
• "You will not believe me, anyway" -- Wrong again. If you get the location and a description of the container and its contents 100% correct, I WILL BELIEVE.
  
• "I do not have to prove anything to you" -- Then as far as I and other skeptics are concerned, you likely have nothing to prove at all.

Now's your chance to make another believer. Don't pass it up.

If you really want to make believers, then there is always the James Randi Million Dollar Paranormal Challenge.

... unless you have some lame excuse about not being interested in the money, so if you win, just give it all to me!