What are Men for?

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The Price is Right has a male model now. Considering it's mostly women that watch that show, it's a bit overdue, isn't it?

So don't think it's not going in both directions, much to the chagrin of the feminazis.

Frankly, I don't see what the problem is if women want to put out fires, do rescue work, join the army and shoot bad guys. Assuming they have the chops for it, then let them.

Same goes for men who wanna do traditionally girly stuff. Like nursing toddlers, daycare, answering phones, and spraying perfume on you at Nordstrom's. Do it and be happy.

A towel rack when taking a morning shower!

Yes, but you need two men for that.

A door stop and a living bodypillow!

Men are like everyone else - they're are of use for whatever they are of use for. Not all men show the traits mentioned in the video and some women do. And those traits are useful - aggression, competition, hierarchical ranking. But I think that traditionally female traits are of value too. If anything, the two types are becoming more balanced in society. I think this is a good thing.

Also, men are hot

They are useful for exfoliating ones skin if they haven't shaved.

And once there was something snarling under my house.I think men are naturally curious about things like that,HE can investigate.

Frankly, no man is going to babysit my kids, ever. Too many of the men who "love kids" are pedophiles.

And 3 for 3 way!

Men always make great construction workers!

What if he agreed to wear a monitor that recorded sound, or even visual, that only you could control from a remote location, while he was watching the child? I think it's beneficial for both kids and men if men are allowed to provide some care, but I understand your fear. I have been wondering if this could be a compromise - something teachers in general, and others who work with children, could preemptively do to protect themselves from false accusations.

They make good Firemen.

I'm pretty sure I'm just a piece of meat

Now that you remind me: Without men, there would be no calendars with naked men and tight asses on it. ^^

Nothing beats a good thick steak.

They are good to squeeze

What about cookie dough?

Why Cookie Dough is Better than Men:

• It's enjoyable hard or soft.
• It makes a mess too, but it tastes better.
• It doesn't mind if you take your anger out on it.
• You always want to swallow.
• It won't complain if you share it with friends.
• It's "quick and convenient".
• You can enjoy it more than once a day.
• It comes already protectively wrapped.
• You can make it as large as you want.
• If you don't finish it you can save it for later.
• It's easier to get the kind you want.
• You can comparison shop.
• It's easier to find in a grocery store.
• You can put it away when you've had enough.
• It won't complain if you chew on it.
• It comes chocolate flavored.
• You always know when to get rid of it.
• You can return it--satisfaction is guaranteed.
• It's always ready to go.
• It won't wake you up because it's hard.
• You don't have to find an excuse not to eat it.
• It won't take up room in your bed.
• It's easy to pick up.
• You never have unwanted cookie dough chasing you around.
• You know what the extra weight is from.
• It won't get jealous if you pick up another one.
• It never has an insecurity problem with its size.
• It is very pliable.