Wood you believe me if I told you I was Jesus reincarnation?

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27 Sep 2008, 7:03 am

z0rp wrote:
Then why do you trust the bible? Especially over other ancient texts that claim the gods themselves actually wrote the texts, not some old people who 'claim' to be witnesses of this. Especially as the bible was written over 40 years after the supposed events, which the events aren't recorded anywhere else but the bible.
There are other sources that speak of Jesus: -

    Babylonian Talmud
    Tacitus
    Josephus
    Pliny the Younger
    Lucian of Samosta


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27 Sep 2008, 7:09 am

No. Jesus would be able to spell.


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27 Sep 2008, 7:11 am

And he would not have Asperger's Syndrome.



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27 Sep 2008, 7:11 am

And he would abide by the first commandment. <_<


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27 Sep 2008, 7:13 am

He certainly would.



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27 Sep 2008, 7:20 am

And he would be able to turn corn flakes into crisps.


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27 Sep 2008, 7:32 am

Mmm, crisps.


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27 Sep 2008, 7:42 am

In Australia, we call them chips. In my state, at least. But we still call chips, chips!
A common conversation;
"I'm going out to get some chips!"
"what kind?"
"Hot!"


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