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Chibi_Neko
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24 Dec 2008, 1:46 pm
Fnord wrote:
silentbob15 wrote:
As an Ex Catholic, I would say to everyone here to just ignore these pedophile priests, the catholic church is dead, and has no relevance in the modern world, its all about control with the church.
That's religion in a nutshell.
Religion....nuts.... I get it
24 Dec 2008, 1:49 pm
Chibi_Neko wrote:
Fnord wrote:
silentbob15 wrote:
As an Ex Catholic, I would say to everyone here to just ignore these pedophile priests, the catholic church is dead, and has no relevance in the modern world, its all about control with the church.
That's religion in a nutshell.
Religion....nuts.... I get it
Uhh ... yeah ... I meant it as a joke ... good catch!
24 Dec 2008, 2:41 pm
Fnord wrote:
Chibi_Neko wrote:
Fnord wrote:
silentbob15 wrote:
As an Ex Catholic, I would say to everyone here to just ignore these pedophile priests, the catholic church is dead, and has no relevance in the modern world, its all about control with the church.
That's religion in a nutshell.
Religion....nuts.... I get it
Uhh ... yeah ... I meant it as a joke ... good catch!
I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams...
Jesus wasn't a Zombie. He does not obey the basic tenets of being a Zombie. He talked, did not rot all over, nor have a penchant for brains. He didn't even eat the flesh of people still alive. Nor did he create more Zombies through the medium of anthropopophagy. (So many po in that word! How to stop spelling it!)
As for all this "Jesus was Horus" s**t. So maybe he was? We are talking about GODS here people. Omnicogniescent, Omnipotent, Omni-everything! (Yes, before you say it, I know.) GODS can do wtf they like, when they like, manifest as whatever the hell they want to be, wherever they want to. Gods. Godding around, doing god-stuff. To paraphrase Eric Cartman.. "I do what I like!" In other words... if Gods are real, there is no point arguing the technicality of being one or what they do, because of the nature of what they are.
24 Dec 2008, 2:55 pm
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24 Dec 2008, 5:28 pm
Macbeth wrote:
Fnord wrote:
Chibi_Neko wrote:
Fnord wrote:
silentbob15 wrote:
As an Ex Catholic, I would say to everyone here to just ignore these pedophile priests, the catholic church is dead, and has no relevance in the modern world, its all about control with the church.
That's religion in a nutshell.
Religion....nuts.... I get it
Uhh ... yeah ... I meant it as a joke ... good catch!
I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams...
Jesus wasn't a Zombie. He does not obey the basic tenets of being a Zombie. He talked, did not rot all over, nor have a penchant for brains. He didn't even eat the flesh of people still alive. Nor did he create more Zombies through the medium of anthropopophagy. (So many po in that word! How to stop spelling it!)
As for all this "Jesus was Horus" sh**. So maybe he was? We are talking about GODS here people. Omnicogniescent, Omnipotent, Omni-everything! (Yes, before you say it, I know.) GODS can do wtf they like, when they like, manifest as whatever the hell they want to be, wherever they want to. Gods. Godding around, doing god-stuff. To paraphrase Eric Cartman.. "I do what I like!" In other words... if Gods are real, there is no point arguing the technicality of being one or what they do, because of the nature of what they are.
1. Dude, the Zombie Jesus comments are jokes. The reason why people call him a zombie because after he died, he got right back up and walked around.
2. Jesus and Horus only have the vaguest resemblance. If you were to compare Jesus and another religious figure, the best one would probably be Buddha. A lot of Christian and Buddhist teachings are so similar, it's scary.
24 Dec 2008, 9:58 pm
Delirium wrote:
Macbeth wrote:
Fnord wrote:
Chibi_Neko wrote:
Fnord wrote:
silentbob15 wrote:
As an Ex Catholic, I would say to everyone here to just ignore these pedophile priests, the catholic church is dead, and has no relevance in the modern world, its all about control with the church.
That's religion in a nutshell.
Religion....nuts.... I get it
Uhh ... yeah ... I meant it as a joke ... good catch!
I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams...
Jesus wasn't a Zombie. He does not obey the basic tenets of being a Zombie. He talked, did not rot all over, nor have a penchant for brains. He didn't even eat the flesh of people still alive. Nor did he create more Zombies through the medium of anthropopophagy. (So many po in that word! How to stop spelling it!)
As for all this "Jesus was Horus" sh**. So maybe he was? We are talking about GODS here people. Omnicogniescent, Omnipotent, Omni-everything! (Yes, before you say it, I know.) GODS can do wtf they like, when they like, manifest as whatever the hell they want to be, wherever they want to. Gods. Godding around, doing god-stuff. To paraphrase Eric Cartman.. "I do what I like!" In other words... if Gods are real, there is no point arguing the technicality of being one or what they do, because of the nature of what they are.
1. Dude, the Zombie Jesus comments are jokes. The reason why people call him a zombie because after he died, he got right back up and walked around.
2. Jesus and Horus only have the vaguest resemblance. If you were to compare Jesus and another religious figure, the best one would probably be Buddha. A lot of Christian and Buddhist teachings are so similar, it's scary.
No.. really?
If he's the undead, he is a vampire... not a zombie. If people are going to take the piss, they need to try a little harder.
And my point still stands.. son of god.. he does what he wants...
25 Dec 2008, 11:31 am
Delirium wrote:
If you were to compare Jesus and another religious figure, the best one would probably be Buddha. A lot of Christian and Buddhist teachings are so similar, it's scary.
if it only wasn't for the fact that Buddha lived 500 years before Christ
26 Dec 2008, 4:48 am
anna-banana wrote:
Delirium wrote:
If you were to compare Jesus and another religious figure, the best one would probably be Buddha. A lot of Christian and Buddhist teachings are so similar, it's scary.
if it only wasn't for the fact that Buddha lived 500 years before Christ
Assuming Christ lived at all... He's only mentioned in a one book (guess which one) and he is strangely absent from every historical record of the time. Funny how Pilate kept records of everything BUT that one man's trial and execution...
26 Dec 2008, 5:09 am
26 Dec 2008, 7:31 am
slowmutant wrote:
Why does no question the existence of Pilate himself? Just a thought.
probably for the same reason why you can't question the Holocaust- because of all the neat bureaucracy that surrounded them. it wasn't called the Roman Empire for nothing
26 Dec 2008, 9:32 am
