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It's not cut off, it's grammar/translation issue.
In this context, the correct translation would be rather:
Well, that's some food for thought. Life of a dictator-poisoner versus life of a president of a free country.
I shortened it because I find the difference more universal - and didn't want to dig into "is it really free?" kind of argument.

Canadians according to a Japanese textbook


They pretty much nailed us.

Art originates from life

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-w ... s-his-son/

Joe Biden Walks Back Claims That Hunter Biden Is His Son



WASHINGTON, D.C.—As more details come to light regarding Hunter Biden's corrupt practices in China and Ukraine that compromised national security and enriched the Biden family, President Biden is now walking back previous claims that Hunter is his son.

"Hunter? No, I've never heard of the guy!" said Biden to a potato he mistook for Don Lemon. "I don't have a kid! Are you crazy? I've never had a kid, Jack! I don't even have a family! I'm a lone, free ranger! You try and tell me I have a kid and Imma wrap this chain around your head!"

In a later press conference, Press Secretary Jen Psaki clarified that while Hunter is technically Biden's son, Biden has never met or spoken to him or been associated with him in any way. "There can be no corruption in the Biden family because there is no Biden family," she said. "And the President has never done anything wrong, ever."

Sources in the White House say Hunter has been barred from entry to the President's homes in D.C. and Delaware. Luckily for Hunter, Beijing has offered him a home to live in until his mansion in Ukraine is repaired.

I don't think the P in GOP stands for Party.

i don't know about that, for all we know they might indeed be partying in ways that would curl your straight hairs and straighten your curly hairs.

In Russia, piano plays you

he doesn't seem to be playing that thing in the way the soundtrack indicates. i take it that this is commentary on his regime and his being. apt.

The piano is playing the full song anyway because it is afraid of making a mistake.
(from the YouTube comments)

Ahh ... f**** it all!  I'm going to the rodeo!

https://babylonbee.com/news/exhausted-g ... -a-minute/

Exhausted Guardian Angel Wishes Toddler Would Chill For A Minute



HELL, MI—Local toddler Jonah Bardem nearly died Friday morning after attempting to eat all the marbles. According to sources, the child's guardian angel has grown increasingly frustrated with the hyper youth and wishes the kid would chill for just a minute.

"I'm so exhausted," said Macroprosopus, an angel with four heads and interconnected golden wheels with eyes all around while donning his unassuming guy-with-golden-halo disguise for the cameras. "I love Jonah but this kid will not stop getting into trouble. Last week he tried to drink some bleach under the sink. I don't even know how he got in there. The whole house is child-proof!"

Macroprosopus agreed to speak with child protective services after Jonah showed up to daycare with light bruising.

"Look, he got himself stuck in the pool gate. He didn't drown. As far as I'm concerned, that's a major win," said the weary angel, his voice a multitude of waters crashing down on the earth.

While speaking with child services, Macroprosopus was interrupted when Jonah shoved a crayon up his nose and into his brain.

"Ugh, give me a break, Jonah! —hey, don't write that down."

Social workers prayed fervently and had the distressed angel replaced by the Archangel Gabriel. He had felt the assignment was beneath his station until Jonah's parents turned on Disney Plus.

"NOOOOOOOO!" screamed Gabriel, his voice rolling on the waves of reality and splintering the minds of sinful men.

At publishing time, the city's entire electrical grid mysteriously shut down and Jonah was forced to play with wooden blocks.