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14 Apr 2022, 12:00 pm

magz wrote:
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The "Far Side" comic used to have men bar patrons who used to try to pick up lady bar patrons using quadratic equations.
That looks like a hyperbole.
Now, let us not send this thread off on a tangent!



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Republican sexual morals in a nutshell.


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15 Apr 2022, 2:40 am

what in the hell is the matter with those people??! !



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15 Apr 2022, 3:03 am

auntblabby wrote:
what in the hell is the matter with those people??! !


Just some good ol' fashion Christian family values, innit?

It's in the bible right after the part about how only the wealthiest people will be served at the gates of heaven, because it's easier to fit lazy, broke losers through the eye of a needle than welcome them into Heaven and right before the part where on the 7th day God made the AR-15 and armed Michael with it, I think.


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18 Apr 2022, 11:57 am

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Q: How to prove the continental plate drift hypothesis?

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A: There are black people in Africa, and there are black people in America.


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19 Apr 2022, 9:06 am

Judges present biblical evidence of "God is everywhere", overturning God's alibi.

God has now been sentenced to death.


I am a God who is everywhere and not in one place only. Jeremiah 23:23


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The Zen Scientist closes a cabinet . . . a crash is heard behind the cabinet door.

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Zen Scientist: "The sound of someone else's problem."



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"Papa Joe's Pizza, what can I get you?"
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20 Apr 2022, 6:16 pm

If the pledge of allegiance is updated for the modern American oligarchy.


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↑ In response, here is Bart Simpson, singing the Ritalin Song:



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