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The GOP's anthem:

Very true

Possibly some.But here most conservatives drink, probably smoke or dip, are overweight , could care less about health and fitness, and think Louis L’Armour is classic literature.

Religion is not funny or a joke for me. But this video i like very much.

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-Which is better, planned economy or market economy?

-Market economy is better.
The victims it created can be attributed to "not working hard enough".

Two economists -- one who believes in Market Economies and one who believes in Planned Economies -- were working in the same office.

The Market Economist says to the other "Do you understand the economy?"

The second one says, "We are both economists, so let me explain.  First . . ."

The first one interrupts by saying,

7 Great Wonders of Communism:

1. Universal employment.
2. Despite universal employment, no one works at all.
3. Despite no one working, all economic plans are fulfilled to 100% minimum.
4. Despite plans being fulfilled above the 100% requisite, shops remain empty.
5. Despite shops being empty, everyone has everything.
6. Despite everyone having everything, everyone is a thief.
7. Despite the universal theft, no one ever misses anything.

If Johnny Carson was alive today:

Johnny: "The economy is so bad . . ."

The audience: "How bad is it?"

"Well, the economy is so bad that:"

• "7 of 10 houses on Sesame Street are in foreclosure."

• "A picture is now only worth 200 words."

• "A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico."

• "Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America."

• "CEOs are now playing miniature golf."

• "Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 GOP Congressmen."

• "Hot Wheels and Matchbox car companies are trading higher than Ford and GM."

• "I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank."

• "I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail."

• "I ordered a fast-food burger and the kid behind the counter asked, 'Can you afford fries with that?'"

• "I saw a man in Costco buying only one roll of toilet paper."

• "I saw a Mormon with only one wife."

• "I saw someone using the sun to get a tan."

• "The CEO of Wal-Mart was caught shopping at Wal-Mart."

• "I went to my bank the other day and the teller handed me a note saying, 'This is a robbery!'"

• "If the bank returns your check marked 'Insufficient Funds', you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them."

• "Instead of a coin toss at the beginning of the Super Bowl, they played 'Rock, Paper, Scissors.'"

• "McDonalds is now selling the Quarter-Ouncer."

• "Motel Six stopped leaving the lights on for you."

• "Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, 'Finish your food! Do you know how many people are starving in America?'"

• "My niece told me she wants to dress up as a 401-K for Halloween so that she can turn invisible."

• "Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names."

• "Rapper 50 Cent had to change his name to 10 Cent."

• "Someone called the Suicide Hotline, got a call center in Afghanistan, and told them he was suicidal. The Afghanis got all excited and asked if he could drive a truck"

• "The ATM gave me an IOU!"

• "The highest-paying job in town is jury duty."

• "The Mafia is laying off judges."

• "The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates."

• "When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room."

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