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In a prison, somewhere west of Beijing, three prison inmates were telling each other what they were in for.

The first inmate says: "I was five minutes late for work, so they charged me with sabotage."

The second inmate says: "I was five minutes early for work, so they charged me with espionage."

The third inmate says: "I got to work right on time, so they charged me with harming the economy by acquiring a watch from a capitalist country."

Why Donald Trump Hates Mexico

Back when he was President, Donald Trump was awakened at 04:00 by the telephone.

"Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency!  I've just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condoms will be used up by the end of the week."

Trump: "Oh damn! The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies.  We'll be ruined!  We'll have to ship condoms in from Canada."

Telephone voice says, "Bad idea, sir... The Canadian liberal press will have a field day with this one.  We'll be a laughing stock!  What about Mexico?"

Trump: "Okay, I'll call their President and tell him we need five million condoms, ten inches long and three inches wide.  That way, they'll continue to respect us as Americans."

Three days later, a delighted President Trump ran out to open the first of the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived at the White House.  He found it full of condoms, 10 inches long and 3 inches wide, exactly as requested...

Two economists were sitting at a nudist colony.

The Market Economist said, "Have you read Marx?"

The Planned Economist says . . .

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on a Jew's door.

Jew: "Can I help you?"

Witness: "Hello sir, I'm here to tell you about the great Lord Jehovah!"

Jew: "Is that what you call Him?  You know, we have a name for Him too!"

Witness: "No way!"

If a man we're to meet a humanoid alien female, fall in love, get married, and expect a child, all the pro-lifers who get wind of such information would immediately turn pro-choice. I guarantee it.

What is the punch line?

They have to choose between protecting unborn life or their xenophobia. They can't have both. The choice is obvious. They hate human alien hybrids more than they hate abortion.

I should also mention that the pro-choice supporters would turn pro-life as well.

Well excuse me, but it is fair to point out that this thread is called the "PPR GIFs, Cartoons, Jokes, Funny Pictures, Etc." thread, and not the "Aspiegaming Political Agenda" thread.

I don't know. The idea of something completely out of this world forcing two opposing factions to switch sides on each other seems funny to me.

My ex-wife and I were incompatible.  She's is a Pisces, and I. . .

@aspiegaming just for you

Is this supposed to make fun of me?
I'm pro-choice when it comes to unfortunate circumstances, but I don't care about what a person's race is.

No, it's an expanding brain meme gag playing to the very thing you were writing about.

Oh, Sorry. It was a misinterpret on my part.

 

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