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24 Jul 2022, 2:17 pm

In communist China, freedom fighters often express their disdain for the CCP in the form of nudity.
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Cover your eyes, if you like. It will serve no purpose.

You might expect to be able to crush them in your hand, into wolf-bone fragments.
Dance with me, funeralxempire. Into night's circle we fly, until the fire enjoys us.


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24 Jul 2022, 2:24 pm

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Cover your eyes, if you like. It will serve no purpose.

You might expect to be able to crush them in your hand, into wolf-bone fragments.
Dance with me, funeralxempire. Into night's circle we fly, until the fire enjoys us.


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24 Jul 2022, 5:51 pm

Be KMT

Loses Soviet support for calling it commie and claiming Mongolia & Tuva

Loses American support for being a corrupted piece of s**t

Loses Chinese civil war

Loses one-party dominance in Taiwan

Loses presidential election two times a row

Only supported by boomers in Taiwan

Still claims Mongolia

Has a f*****g “eleven-dash line” claim on South China Sea, even the commies don’t do that

”Why nobody likes me”


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Cover your eyes, if you like. It will serve no purpose.

You might expect to be able to crush them in your hand, into wolf-bone fragments.
Dance with me, funeralxempire. Into night's circle we fly, until the fire enjoys us.


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25 Jul 2022, 6:33 am

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25 Jul 2022, 8:32 am

If Hell is hot, dry, and overcrowded with sinners . . .

. . . then how will Californians know when they are dead?



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25 Jul 2022, 8:43 am

Fnord wrote:
If Hell is hot, dry, and overcrowded with sinners . . .
. . . then how will Californians know when they are dead?


I’ll let you know.



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25 Jul 2022, 9:19 am

A Republican politician prays, "Dear Lord, please help us with this climate change problem!"

Nearly all of the world's scientists present the politician with data about the causes and potentially disastrous effects of climate change.

Ignoring them, the politician prays, "Dear Lord, please help us with this climate change problem!"

Captains of industry present the politician with ingenious and economically empowering ideas on how to mitigate climate change.

Ignoring them, the politician prays, "Dear Lord, please help us with this climate change problem!"

Leaders of nearly all of the world's other countries mutually agree to take steps to slow climate change before it's too late.

Ignoring them, the politician keeps on praying, "Dear Lord, please help us with this climate change problem!  Dear Lord, please help us with this climate change problem!  Dear Lord . . ."

A few short years later, the scientists' worst predictions come true.  Millions are displaced; war, famine, and drought are everywhere.  Desperate people riot in the streets of every country.

One of the riots' victims is the Republican politician.  When he gets to the Pearly Gates, he says, "Lord, I prayed over and over for you to stop climate change. Where were you?"

The Lord answers . . .

"I sent you countless scientists, entrepreneurs, and other politicians to guide you, but you ignored them all.  Now, depart from me into eternal damnation!"



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25 Jul 2022, 9:47 am

Hiking in dry river beds is a good way to find fossils from a previous extinction event.


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25 Jul 2022, 9:59 am

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Hiking in dry river beds is a good way to find fossils from a previous extinction event.
Hiking in dry river beds is also a good way to become a fossil-find from this extinction event.

"What's that in its hand, momma?"
"Looks like a trilobite, dear."



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If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing. —Malcolm X
Just a reminder: under international law, an occupying power has no right of self-defense, and those who are occupied have the right and duty to liberate themselves by any means possible.


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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing. —Malcolm X
Just a reminder: under international law, an occupying power has no right of self-defense, and those who are occupied have the right and duty to liberate themselves by any means possible.


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Late at night, on the streets of Beijing. The last Chinese Christian is fleeing the CCP secret police.


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Cover your eyes, if you like. It will serve no purpose.

You might expect to be able to crush them in your hand, into wolf-bone fragments.
Dance with me, funeralxempire. Into night's circle we fly, until the fire enjoys us.


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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing. —Malcolm X
Just a reminder: under international law, an occupying power has no right of self-defense, and those who are occupied have the right and duty to liberate themselves by any means possible.