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Dying is easy. Political comedy is very very hard especially if you lean a very hard bias towards a certain political group. Leftist comedians: all their jokes are nothing but Trump era bad.
Right wing comedians: Lol, the Left can't meme.

It's no fun if nobody is making fun of both sides.

An Alien species takes over the international space station. It's comprised of Xenomorph parodies. Two crew members are tasked with destroying the eggs and killing the Queen before she gives birth to more. The crew members reach the first nest which is full of eggs. The species is the last of its kind, but it must destroyed before it becomes a threat to humanity. Before the two crew members can destroy the eggs, they're stopped by another surviving crew member who happens to be a conservationist hippie type. He refuses to let the two crew members destroy this endangered species even though it is a threat to the entire human race. One of the eggs begins to hatch and so he looks in awe at such a majestic being which turns out to be face-eater. He screams as the creature latches itself onto his face and begins eating it down to the skull before crawling inside his mouth to devour his internal organs. The creature exits out the top of the hippie's cranium a Stage 2 morph. The two crew members quickly kill it before it reaches Stage 3 which is when its skin hardens into armor. They destroy the eggs and continue to the Queen's nest. There, the queen is going into labor. She can lay up to a dozen eggs per minute. The labor period when she's most vulnerable. The two crew members prepare the C4 when they are stopped by another surviving crew member who happens to be a pro-life conservative. This act of abortion is murder and he won't stand for it even though this alien species IS A THREAT TO THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE. He gazes upon the miracle of birth as the Queen lays her first egg. It brings a tear to his eyes before the egg hatches and you can guess what happens next. Once the pro-lifer is dead and the Stage 2 morph has been dealt with, the Two Crew Members plan the C4 and blow up the Queen. Mission accomplished and two Darwin awards are given to those who needlessly lost their lives.

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Seth

Scripture does not preclude the idea that Adam and Eve produced more children after their first three sons, and some of their children may have been female.

Seth and Cain likely had children by their sisters.  Being first-generational descendants of the world's first 'perfect' humans, there were no genetic anomalies to pass along; thus, their children were 'perfect' (or very nearly so) as well.

Incest was not introduced as a sin (at least, not in written form) until after the Great Flood.

Back to you . . .

Sure, there could’ve been female children at some point. That’s the least problematic aspect of the entire story IMO.

They weren’t that perfect.One was a homicidal maniac that killed his brother because he was jealous the angry sky god only likes bbq meat and not a veggie platter.