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funeralxempire
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22 Apr 2023, 10:42 am
22 Apr 2023, 11:43 am
Aspiegaming wrote:
This Little Piggy for Neoliberals.
This Little Piggy got a low paying job at the market.
This Little Piggy stayed home and lived on welfare until social security was completely dismantled.
This Little Piggy got rich and bought a world's supply of roast beef for himself.
This Little Piggy starved to death.
And This Little Piggy cried because the market made life so cutthroat and unfair.
This Little Piggy got a low paying job at the market.
This Little Piggy stayed home and lived on welfare until social security was completely dismantled.
This Little Piggy got rich and bought a world's supply of roast beef for himself.
This Little Piggy starved to death.
And This Little Piggy cried because the market made life so cutthroat and unfair.
^ 6 fingered/toed freak
22 Apr 2023, 12:06 pm
Recidivist wrote:
Aspiegaming wrote:
This Little Piggy for Neoliberals.
This Little Piggy got a low paying job at the market.
This Little Piggy stayed home and lived on welfare until social security was completely dismantled.
This Little Piggy got rich and bought a world's supply of roast beef for himself.
This Little Piggy starved to death.
And This Little Piggy cried because the market made life so cutthroat and unfair.
This Little Piggy got a low paying job at the market.
This Little Piggy stayed home and lived on welfare until social security was completely dismantled.
This Little Piggy got rich and bought a world's supply of roast beef for himself.
This Little Piggy starved to death.
And This Little Piggy cried because the market made life so cutthroat and unfair.
^ 6 fingered/toed freak
Six? You counted the title too.
22 Apr 2023, 12:13 pm
^ I did indeed count the title 
22 Apr 2023, 12:46 pm
23 Apr 2023, 6:27 am
https://babylonbee.com/news/bloodshot-e ... his-rocket
Bloodshot-Eyed, Grinning Elon Musk Says 4/20 Was Awesome And Also Has Anyone Seen His Rocket
SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX — SpaceX team members were left confused and awkwardly unsure about how to respond when founder Elon Musk emerged from a darkened room on 4/21 with bloodshot eyes and a relaxed smile while asking if anyone had seen his Starship rocket.
The Starship launch had taken place, as scheduled, on 4/20, resulting in a successful liftoff before the rocket exploded in what SpaceX called a "rapid unscheduled disassembly." Though it was still considered a successful test, team members were uncertain about how to break the news of the spacecraft's destruction to Musk, who had been enjoying other 4/20 festivities. "We thought he was there to observe the launch," said engineer John Insprucker, "but he disappeared into another room. I didn't see him again until this morning. He seemed really chill, though. Just red-eyed and really hungry for some reason."
Musk's detractors were quick to celebrate the Starship's destruction, but the billionaire entrepreneur maintained a very laid-back demeanor. "It's cool, man," Musk answered when asked for comment about his critics. "Trial and error is part of success. I just wish I knew where my rocket went. It's 390 feet tall, so it's difficult to misplace. Does anyone here have any Cheetos, by any chance?"
At publishing time, SpaceX engineers were planning to tell Musk that they had sent the Starship down the street to get it washed and offer him some more snacks to stall him until they could come up with a better explanation.
24 Apr 2023, 3:16 pm
https://babylonbee.com/news/tucker-take ... n-the-view
Tucker Takes New Role On ‘The View’
NEW YORK, NY — As part of a plan to broaden its audience, the long-running daytime talk show The View has announced former Fox News host Tucker Carlson will be joining the program's panel. Producers hope Carlson's presence will both draw new viewers and educate current cast members.
"Tucker's going to be a great addition," said Executive Producer Brian Teta. "Not only will we reap the benefits of bringing in a more politically conservative audience but our other co-hosts will benefit from hearing new political perspectives! Win-win!"
Early test footage shows Carlson surrounded by laughing women looking perplexed, apparently shocked by a dumb thing Joy Behar said.
Though Carlson had quickly become a hot commodity on the media landscape after his shocking departure from Fox News was announced, his new co-panelists expressed mixed feelings about him joining the group. "We don't tolerate any differing opinions on this show," said longest-tenured panelist Joy Behar. "There's a reason the program is called ‘The View,' and not 'The Views!' There is only one acceptable view around here! Tucker is a Nazi!" She then screeched loudly and attempted to claw the conservative anchor's eyes out.
The program has featured some conservative voices in the past, but analysts believe this time will be far different. "It's going to be a bloodbath, for sure," said one expert. "Just wait until Whoopi Goldberg says something really stupid and Tucker has to respond. Must-see TV, right there."
At publishing time, Behar, Goldberg, Sunny Hostin, and Ana Navarro were considering walking out and reportedly already accusing producers of perpetrating "literal violence" simply by hiring Carlson.
25 Apr 2023, 1:50 pm
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funeralxempire
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26 Apr 2023, 8:26 pm
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27 Apr 2023, 2:31 pm
Highest journalistic standards. 
27 Apr 2023, 3:59 pm
Honey69 wrote:
Gangrene of the brain or mad cow.
30 Apr 2023, 11:07 am
