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Karl Marx dies and stands trial before St. Peter.

St. Peter: "The ideas you preach have brought misery to billions. I send you to the deepest pits of Hell!"
After a few months Satan calls God:
Satan: "God, please remove Marx from my realm as soon as it is possible."
God: "Why would I do that? He is a sinner, his fate is to burn in Hell."
Satan: "He is creating great turmoil! First he made all the imps pioneers, then he started to unite the devils into labor unions, and now he's preparing a revolution!"
God agrees to take Marx in Heaven so that Hell does not break loose. After a few months Satan calls God again:
Satan: "Hey, God, how's it going?"
God: "First of all, comrade Satan, you are to address me properly as "comrade God". Second, I do not have time since Marx has urgently called me on a party session, and third, there is no God."

Hitler and Stalin meet in Hell, each standing in a pool of blood. Hitler's pool comes up to his neck, Stalin's only to his waist.

Hitler: How come? You killed many more people than I did, but there is less blood on you.
Stalin: Yes, but I am standing on Lenin's shoulders.

Four Soviet-era commies go to a hotel in Leningrad.

When they get to the hotel, one of the comrades gets very tired and tries to get some sleep.  The other three annoy him all night and keep him from sleeping.  The other three began telling jokes about the Soviets, so he creates a plan.

The fourth commie goes to the kitchen and asks for a cup of tea.  "But deliver tea in exactly ten minutes."  The fourth communist goes to his room and waits.  Right before the tea arrives, the three are making jokes about Stalin.

The fourth commie turns to his comrades and says "You know KGB listening to us, da?"

"Nyet!  Is not true!” cries one of the commies.  "Prove it!"

The fourth commie goes over to a lamp and says "Am requesting cup of tea."  At that moment, the waitress comes in with his tea.  The fourth commie enjoys his tea, and all four go straight to sleep.

The next morning, the fourth commie wakes up to find the room ransacked and his comrades missing.  He goes to the front desk and asks the receptionist what happened.

"KGB agents took them," she said.

"Why they not take me?" asked the fourth commie.

She replied, "Kommisar like tea joke.”

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