Final Vote for Atheistic Stridency

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Good people of Wrongplanet, don't be fooled by those front campaigns! As I am sure you know, Napoleon Dynamite was produced by Mormons. Just like the anti-gay Proposition 8 in California, the anti-science (pro-Marxist, pro-homeopathy) Dent is being bankrolled by the nefarious Latter-Day Saints! Will you permit the interference of this kind of religious group in the vote for atheistic STRIDENCY?

He is a Marxist being propped up by the Latter Day Saints, so y'know... I think that it is the most probable outcome that he is a Muslim, at least based upon a Bayesian analysis of the situation.

Napoleon Dynamite is a STRIDENTLY ATHEISTIC ex-mormon concerned with fighting creationism in Preston.

Liberal Presbyterians are leading the attack on Dent - that can mean only one thing! Awesomelyglorious is an accommodationist posing as a strident atheist intent on destroying reductionism with the help of liberal theism!

OPPOSE THE ACCOMMODATIONIST-LIBERAL THEIST PACT TO UNDERMINE SCIENCE AND REASON! VOTE DENT TO MAKE A DENT IN THE VOTE!

(This attack post has been paid for by Independent Committee of Concerned Netizens for the De-Awesomization of Awesomelyglorious and the Drafting of DentArthurDent. DentArthurDent is completely unaware of the half-truths and untruths in this post).

Oh, so now we see the Stalinist historical revisionism in place?


And even that would be better than a Marxist. Philosophers of science to this day know of the horrid marks that Marx left on scientific progress in the Soviet Union, and this isn't just a matter of "Trotsky v. Stalin", this is a matter of a fundamentally flawed ideology. We do not want Lysenkos kept in power because of the defunct and debunked pseudo-science of Marxism. We do not need the foolishness of a system that rejects even basic knowledge of economics. We need a real thinker, and this means me, Awesomelyglorious!

Bring us to GLORY, vote for AG as the most STRIDENT atheist!

All the vigorous and (dare I say?) STRIDENT last-minute campaigning has thus far made exactly 0 impact on the vote. Clearly, the only solution is for all sides to step up their efforts.

I was a fool to let the campaign go so one-sided for the first 5 days. I should've challenged AG once he started electioneering.

Why? Doing so would be a terrible decision BECAUSE I am the better candidate. I am not sure what I need to do to educate you on this fact, but it is clear.

you're all going to hell.

Why? Is there free candy down there? I'll go anywhere for candy. Wait! Is it free devil's food cake! I LOVE devil's food cake!! ! Please tell me it is free devil's food cake!!

DENT WILL MAKE A DENT!

VOTE DENT!

(This message has been paid for by the Independent Committee of Concerned Netizens for the De-Awesomization of Awesomelyglorious and the Drafting of DentArthurDent).

Quit lying.

(This discussion has been brought to you by Independent Committee of Concerned Netizens for the De-Awesomization of Awesomelyglorious and the Drafting of DentArthurDent and Concerned Atheistic Netizens for Dent)

Master (head of Concerned Atheistic Netizens for Dent): The AG campaign is pretty cynical, isn't it?

Pedant (head of Independent Committee of Concerned Netizens for the De-Awesomization of Awesomelyglorious and the Drafting of DentArthurDent): It certainly is.

Master: I wouldn't like to live in a world in which some cynical, money driven, nihilist heads the atheist front on Wrong Planet, would you?

Pedant: Certainly not!!

Master: We can change this! In the next 20 minutes before polls close....

TOGETHER: VOTE DENT TO MAKE A DENT IN NIHILISM!! !

Master and Pedant, our forum's master debaters.

That being said, I hope that both Master and Pedant have their handguns ready to play one person Russian roulette, as it looks like the reality that they hate is about to come to happen.

_ (Head of Pledge Restorters for Dent): Yikes!

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Hey, I am the nihilist.

I believe time is just about up. Master_Pedant, will you concede the election to AG, or is Diebold in charge of tallying the votes?