Here is what the National Enquirer has on Rick Perry
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/is-it-t ... ry-secrets
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As Texas Gov. RICK PERRY zips past MATT ROMNEY in the GOP Prez polls, The ENQUIRER digs deep to get some deets about the dark horse.
His real first name is NOT “Rick”. His full name is James Richard "Rick" Perry.
Rick is certainly a very "gay" name to go by. "James" has a more heterosexual ring to it.
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A fifth-generation Texan, Perry was born in Paint Creek, about 60 miles north of Abilene, Texas to ranchers Joseph Ray Perry and the former Amelia June Holt. His dad was a Democrat.
Well, we do know that ranchers get lonely sometimes.
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As a lad, Perry was a member of the Boy Scouts and attained the rank of Eagle Scout;
No comment from me.
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Initially, he was not elected Texas Governor. Perry assumed the governorship in December 2000 when then-governor George W. Bush resigned to become President of the United States.
Hmmmm....
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Attending Texas A&M, Perry was a “yell-leader” AKA a male cheerleader.
Definitely a "gay" calling, if there ever was one. Not macho enough for the football team, but, as a cheer-leader, some of the football players no doubt noticed him and asked him to dances.
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During college, he was a “good ol’ boy” prankster - he once placed live chickens in the closet of an upperclassman and used M-80 firecrackers to startle students using the toilet.
He is interested in startling other boys on the toilet. Definitely queer.
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After a stint in the Air Force ended in 1977, Capt. Perry returned home to grow cotton with his father.
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A grim encounter with death at the funeral of US Rep. Sam Rayburn (D-TX) reportedly prompted his interest in politics.
The National Enquirer is unusually silent about the details of the encounter.
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A fervent Christian, Perry is a big fan of the Death Penalty. Texas has executed 234 prisoners since Perry became governor.
Definitely some sadistic tendencies.
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He is a “Pro-Lifer” and believes in intelligent design. Asked about evolution, Perry responded: "Well, God is how we got here. God may have done it in the blink of the eye or he may have done it over this long period of time, I don't know. But I know how it got started.
A "pro-lifer" who also enjoys executing people. And, a nut-job to boot.
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Perry possesses a Concealed Handgun License and has an A+ rating from the National Rifle Association.
He likes to shoot his gun.