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BeyondInfinity
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20 Sep 2007, 9:28 pm

joshsmom4 wrote:

this is true....I do know you are not a pure demon....I know where they all are.

As far as I know, I am a sleeping Mantid-Jaguar from a parallel Quanta Universe, you have no dominion over me. I am the star-child of the Tzitzimimeh. I shift through realities and free the enslaved, your reality of dualistic daemon entities amuses me, I may visit longer than I thought... :skull:

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20 Sep 2007, 9:32 pm

BeyondInfinity wrote:

joshsmom4 wrote:

this is true....I do know you are not a pure demon....I know where they all are.

this is interesting, considering I can phase through dimensions and realitys as well....and I will still have you when you die. :twisted:

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20 Sep 2007, 9:45 pm

I have died before and will again, but it is but an illusion. time does not exist, just perceptions of it. you should know this being a planeswalker. there is only one thing and it is the all. any idea of a hierarchy or control is just a self-deception. I am freedom. you are freedom. We are freedom.

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20 Sep 2007, 9:46 pm

BeyondInfinity wrote:

touse' monami

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20 Sep 2007, 10:07 pm

Thou art God.

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21 Sep 2007, 2:36 am

It's not everyday that one gets the chance to commune with a deity of sorts, so might as well make the best of it--n'est-ce-pas, Josh?

1. What's the meaning of life?
2. What does a demon/devil/Satan (i.e. you) do in his/its free time?
3. What's so scary to most guys about commitment?
4. Are there really such things as AS or ADHD or bipolar or schizophrenic or [insert Dx here], or are they just labels that the majority places on the minority as a form of metaphysical slavery?
5. Are humans *really* smarter than other animals, or do we just say we are because we can?
6. Determination or free will?
7. Does reincarnation exist?
8. Where is the best place in the world/the States to live? [good public transit/bike-able; pit bulls legal; sunshine imperative]
9. Are those human-creatures living in the woods of Russia (i.e. "almas") actually descendants of Neanderthals?
10. What do dogs know that they're not telling us?

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21 Sep 2007, 6:02 am

1. What's the meaning of life? - to live
2. What does a demon/devil/Satan (i.e. you) do in his/its free time?- it depends, I train, spend time with my wives and childeran, I play magicthegathering (it's quite popular in Hell), and I veg on the computer like now.
3. What's so scary to most guys about commitment? - I have 9 wives and a differant take on marrage....not sure if I can anwser this.
4. Are there really such things as AS or ADHD or bipolar or schizophrenic or [insert Dx here], or are they just labels that the majority places on the minority as a form of metaphysical slavery? - these mental differances are the side affect of being part demon or angel, right brain wrong form in a sense.
5. Are humans *really* smarter than other animals, or do we just say we are because we can? - you are and aren't...animals, like demons, have better instincts than humans.
6. Determination or free will? - I believe free will is a notion that sounds nice...but in the inescapable path od destiny, it is wasted on the foolesh
7. Does reincarnation exist? - yes and no....humans are not reincarnated unless the Maker says so, when a demon dies their power dissapates and then reincarntes itself later.
8. Where is the best place in the world/the States to live? [good public transit/bike-able; pit bulls legal; sunshine imperative] - don't know...I keep to myself and my nice little city...or go to heaven or hell
9. Are those human-creatures living in the woods of Russia (i.e. "almas") actually descendants of Neanderthals? - I'm not sure....I'll look into it.
10. What do dogs know that they're not telling us? - I have only been a dog once...I didn't enjoy it and thus never tryed it again...so I don't know

hope this helps

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21 Sep 2007, 10:54 am

Could I speak to my Mom please?

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21 Sep 2007, 11:21 am

This is the most rediculous thread on here :lol:

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21 Sep 2007, 11:29 am

I've seen worse.

C'mon, put on a mask, join the fun.

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21 Sep 2007, 1:18 pm

If satan can shapeshift into the form of whomsoever he chooses, why would he shift into the form of a pillock?

Though this gives me a great idea for a search engine.. like Ask Jeeves.. Ask Satan.. If an e-butler can find all sorts of answers, then surely the Prince of Darkness would be even better? (Though with a penchant for evil answers i suppose. Like a malevolent magic 8-ball.)

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21 Sep 2007, 3:43 pm

postpaleo wrote:

Could I speak to my Mom please?

not in my jurisdiction....I can't just have people talking to the dead....it doesn't work

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21 Sep 2007, 3:46 pm

Macbeth wrote:

I didn't shift into this form, my soul (yes I have one) was put into this human body from birth, I didn't regain the majority of my powers until the body was 10.

And your Ask satan idea....that made me laugh!, in a good way!

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joshsmom4
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21 Sep 2007, 3:48 pm

username88 wrote:

This is the most rediculous thread on here :lol:

I take quite a bit of offence from this comment....if you wish not to take it seriously, don't post in it :evil:

BeyondInfinity
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21 Sep 2007, 4:40 pm

joshsmom4 wrote:

I take quite a bit of offence from this comment....if you wish not to take it seriously, don't post in it :evil:

Life is too important to take seriously Josh, If your not having fun then why bother?

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21 Sep 2007, 5:27 pm

BeyondInfinity wrote:

joshsmom4 wrote:

I take quite a bit of offence from this comment....if you wish not to take it seriously, don't post in it :evil:

Life is too important to take seriously Josh, If your not having fun then why bother?

I never said I wasn't having fun, but I dislike closeminded people...they simply rub me the wrong way is all.....

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