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For those who may not know who Jonathan Pie is -
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Pie

During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."

Everyone in the bank lay down quietly. This is called a "Mind-changing concept,” which changes conventional thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"

This is called "Being Professional.” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who had only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got."

The older robber rebutted and said: "You are foolish. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. The TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank tonight!"

This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor told him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million we have previously embezzled from the bank”.

This is called "Swim with the Tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."

This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million had been taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. They angrily complained, "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like being educated is better than being a thief!"

This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"

The bank manager smiled and was happy because this robbery covered his share market losses.

This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!

Ted Nugent:

Also Ted Nugent:
Well I don't care if you're just thirteen
You look too good to be true
I just know that you're probably clean
There's one lil' thing I got do to you

[...]

Honey you you you look so nice
She's young she's tender
Won't you please surrender
She's so fine she's mine
All the time, all mine mine
It's all right baby
It's quite all right I asked your mama
Wait a minute officer
Don't put those handcuffs on me
Put them on her and I'll share her with you

A pride of lions.
A murder of crows.
A leap of leopards.
An HOA of karens.